Miss universe's last question~~~so funny

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Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
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+ P$ T5 X# `8 @6 a! n# j8 {Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like
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: p9 `$ B4 L# GQuestion: How can you say so?
Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman........
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( l, Q& U0 [! q# iQuestion: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or
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/ I- P+ C8 ]3 k4 JQuestion: How can you say so?
' ^% _% O. X1 u0 iMs Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.

1 w5 ~5 m3 x+ p* l5 g% d" wApplause! Applause!)
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Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your
country?
Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like
gossip or rumors.
2 q+ H8 x7 N) m/ O% S0 `( L8 YQuestion: How can you say so?
Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.
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# j; M+ s" E, y+ D) Q8 MQuestion: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country?
Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves.
9 A5 x! H; F1 A6 iQuestion: How can you say so?
Ms Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door.

(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! >Applause!)
/ R0 k0 K' ?& o1 TQuestion: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers.
Question: How can you say so?

! m; m& v' A) C( kMs India: Because it works day and night......
(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)

Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a
male organ in your country?
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Question: How can you say so?
Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.
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(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)
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Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?

  u, o" q2 A0 r( X+ R  MMs Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very Kiasu
(Afraid to lose)
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1 d6 u& _4 `6 Z! f* g* R! V2 JQuestion: How can you say so?
+ c0 X& [: f) J- X1 V5 Z0 W  mMs Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes
before the
show is over.
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! R9 P4 H# v  j8 fQuestion: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
) a$ {, h2 E! ?! A% W& XMs China: Well, I can say that male organs in China are like a space plane.

2 @, }8 [$ V+ f2 \: C9 jQuestion: How can you say so?
5 k/ [+ O3 y0 P5 p- X/ ^6 gMs China: Because it brings you to paradise within few minutes........
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czy

仔细读读看
5 N0 [: x3 W3 U# K0 ~6 L( }1 i你会发现很多很多

czy

这么好的东西怎么没人回啊~~~