Miss universe's last question~~~so funny

czy

Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like
gentlemen.
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Question: How can you say so?
% H9 C( ^, v+ E: GMs America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman........
(Applause! Applause!)


Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or
Toro(Bull)
- o% t9 Y7 O, I) G$ GQuestion: How can you say so?
; j) @4 }! f0 h4 C4 N1 PMs Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.

Applause! Applause!)
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) x% L% V2 U1 J' `8 c* T( mQuestion: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your
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Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like
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* ^( k6 P6 M) K$ ^% t; P  DQuestion: How can you say so?
Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.
(Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)
Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country?
1 \, M0 c7 H& p& f( Z$ IMs Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves.
( X# q0 W* w  w  T, l  ^Question: How can you say so?
Ms Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door.

) L7 Q/ ~" P! ^5 f) x% G- a/ o(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! >Applause!)
Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
/ ]/ x) T+ d4 Y/ Y2 w, ]Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers.
' |4 Q  L; y. p& S# F) ~7 @Question: How can you say so?
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Ms India: Because it works day and night......
(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)

Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a
male organ in your country?
. ], [6 N% d0 P5 F5 ZMs Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton
car.

) \) C( l' q4 B- M, [+ c4 fQuestion: How can you say so?
. D) B6 {: n  L- K+ V/ xMs Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.
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(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)


- v/ c# I3 R3 M6 a8 FQuestion: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?
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9 {# A. R/ L' b1 |, I. t; ?7 bMs Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very Kiasu
(Afraid to lose)
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Question: How can you say so?
Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes
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show is over.
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* l* Q: \7 Z! a- B0 W9 b9 e/ D, ~Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!
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Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms China: Well, I can say that male organs in China are like a space plane.

1 K$ M$ k: t. b8 r+ O8 B1 `& I9 IQuestion: How can you say so?
Ms China: Because it brings you to paradise within few minutes........

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czy

仔细读读看
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czy

这么好的东西怎么没人回啊~~~