Miss universe's last question~~~so funny

czy

Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
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: @3 ]* R. {1 Q0 w: h+ kMs America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like
gentlemen.
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5 U$ U; X4 \2 z$ nQuestion: How can you say so?
. {- E; ]5 g3 N2 Q* @4 _Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman........
(Applause! Applause!)

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Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
3 i" a- [% \4 c! Y  U+ ZMs Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or
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; h* g! r" e) M* ]5 kMs Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.
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Applause! Applause!)
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% l) x$ x3 J+ K4 m- G- R/ UQuestion: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your
country?
# }: h1 I& ]: J8 D6 N+ m. `2 dMs Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like
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! }" v& l2 U6 s7 nMs Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.
9 t8 g% A: e# z; l(Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)
Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country?
0 x5 y8 w" j2 }Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves.
Question: How can you say so?
/ {* y, L# w) n- o) G3 nMs Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door.

(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! >Applause!)
; t7 u" I/ W& r& IQuestion: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
7 ]2 r8 L. q8 ~3 q8 lMs India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers.
Question: How can you say so?
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Ms India: Because it works day and night......
(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)

Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a
7 y5 x' r3 v/ v$ D9 J5 |male organ in your country?
Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton
car.

Question: How can you say so?
Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.

(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)


9 {2 W# a$ p1 sQuestion: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?

Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very Kiasu
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Question: How can you say so?
: S! X9 [9 Y+ F: wMs Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes
before the
show is over.
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/ d7 |1 @5 j0 W) pApplause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!

Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms China: Well, I can say that male organs in China are like a space plane.
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4 H' {- w4 D. c4 k, i3 O4 G0 ?Question: How can you say so?
! }& Q4 C; l! `/ HMs China: Because it brings you to paradise within few minutes........
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czy

仔细读读看
你会发现很多很多

czy

这么好的东西怎么没人回啊~~~