Miss universe's last question~~~so funny

czy

Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like
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9 I" i- L9 z  f# ?8 LQuestion: How can you say so?
Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman........
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& d! r! U5 {& mQuestion: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or
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Question: How can you say so?
Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.

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5 [; J2 `8 |8 O# p, VQuestion: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your
country?
: F8 X0 M' N( K) YMs Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like
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; ^* W) C/ s1 |Question: How can you say so?
Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.
(Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)
) V$ Y, m) Y5 p# N5 ]Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country?
Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door.

8 F. h+ f  Y* t5 V8 w- z(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! >Applause!)
Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers.
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Ms India: Because it works day and night......
(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)
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' E( x( Z* x# U5 _! }3 |8 r3 }Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a
male organ in your country?
4 y8 f8 Z) i" x$ q6 q3 GMs Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton
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' Y/ D8 ]& m+ o" Y0 lQuestion: How can you say so?
+ ^4 W+ A' C  M1 i3 LMs Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.

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Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?
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Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very Kiasu
(Afraid to lose)
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, Q+ Z/ n  X7 U1 f  RQuestion: How can you say so?
8 c8 J& F/ Q. e) ?; p, vMs Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes
before the
show is over.
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Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!

Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms China: Well, I can say that male organs in China are like a space plane.

Question: How can you say so?
8 V' ]3 J  l6 R. }  b5 i  s3 {9 pMs China: Because it brings you to paradise within few minutes........
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czy

仔细读读看
你会发现很多很多
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czy

这么好的东西怎么没人回啊~~~