Miss universe's last question~~~so funny

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Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
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3 t! P7 G. h& |0 E8 U: YMs America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like
gentlemen.

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Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman........
(Applause! Applause!)

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Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or
Toro(Bull)
9 `8 ?+ l" g! W, w6 n6 }Question: How can you say so?
" ~( h5 R2 m  G) J# ]7 z% P* ^) cMs Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.

3 Z2 C: x7 W+ `Applause! Applause!)
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Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your
country?
Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like
gossip or rumors.
Question: How can you say so?
) }' L- F# Q5 LMs Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.
(Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)
Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country?
Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves.
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3 ^2 f0 F) }3 T0 J5 s: T7 MMs Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door.
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; u  S1 y- {' `$ ^% u) [. Z- k1 Y$ P(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! >Applause!)
" P4 Y0 l' j5 c% A4 B( DQuestion: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers.
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1 D( V" J0 R  {. U2 r! s0 Y  hMs India: Because it works day and night......
(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)
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Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a
male organ in your country?
& u0 Q* K& Y' iMs Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton
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4 M0 t4 S, ?( v, L* R! i) v(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)

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Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?
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Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very Kiasu
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Question: How can you say so?
Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes
before the
show is over.

( V$ l% o/ s. \. K2 B- @Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!
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& X% ^* T* @  V2 ]4 I6 XQuestion: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
, R$ {+ \2 z9 l! Q: J7 N' nMs China: Well, I can say that male organs in China are like a space plane.

Question: How can you say so?
Ms China: Because it brings you to paradise within few minutes........
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czy

仔细读读看
你会发现很多很多
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czy

这么好的东西怎么没人回啊~~~