人之初（搞笑版）

杭州泰弗尔英语

   At the beginning of life
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    人之初：At the beginning of life.

    性本善：Sex is good.
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    性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
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    习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
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2 M( t0 w: h! r    苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.

    性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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& U. o9 [* y# s4 n/ m- q  ?- \    教之道：The way of learning it
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    贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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    昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
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) f/ A8 \0 d! W  \4 c    择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

    子不学：If you don't study hard,

6 M' L; @" ^- Z( _; S' t. L1 i/ p. R    断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.
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+ t' M8 A* `7 H% I    窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
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    有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
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    教五子 All his five son took it
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    名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

# M" C. c$ }/ F+ x- [3 |    养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
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/ o) G& |6 h, J: Y% ^% p: R4 N    父之过 It is all your fault.

) K" x) D2 t' M: E1 a    教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
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    师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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    子不学 You may refuse to study this
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    非所宜 but that is a real mistake
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4 P% \- W; `* {+ G: t    幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
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! _' b! R6 S/ a8 G# u( ^$ Z8 f    老何为 you will lose your ability when aged
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    玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,

    不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
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. Y9 l$ Q, S5 J" \2 t    人不学 If you don't learn sex,

9 l2 o6 ~- R! @) g/ e& K7 U    不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

fuzhanlao

现在的小孩子英语都说得超溜，所以我们也不能输在起跑线上，我就帮我的小孩报了可恩学科英语培训，现在他在他们班里的英语几乎是最好的，身为妈妈真的感到很骄傲。