人之初（搞笑版）

杭州泰弗尔英语

   At the beginning of life
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( Z4 U5 p1 T6 v6 O' F" L' m6 l    人之初：At the beginning of life.
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+ H* c! m2 n) g! O$ |    性本善：Sex is good.
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    性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
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6 W, _$ {& m5 r! h: P9 r$ e/ k    习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
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. ]! I+ S, K( t  I* }    苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
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! u+ E- P4 b& g3 o9 k  e, A    性乃迁：Sex will leave you..
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% b' S1 ~1 B' N% r8 R  J    教之道：The way of learning it

    贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person.
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    昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng

; Z- Q6 }( [4 h, V7 x    择邻处：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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( q6 j, s! x9 ?( M9 E  n* n, q    子不学：If you don't study hard,

    断机杼：Your Dick will become useless.

    窦燕山 Dou, the Famous

    有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine

    教五子 All his five son took it
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    名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

    养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,

    父之过 It is all your fault.

: A3 \/ T6 R& `: P4 ^# J    教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
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    师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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. }  \$ m+ q8 K/ G, e    子不学 You may refuse to study this

    非所宜 but that is a real mistake
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; |& J' D6 z. I    幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,

    老何为 you will lose your ability when aged

    玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,

  A4 t/ `, U* R- G/ y+ j% p    不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
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! f1 V2 \2 E4 W4 F8 t+ [    人不学 If you don't learn sex,

    不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness