不同年龄剩女择偶标准

杭州泰弗尔英语

"What do you want in a Man?" or "What do you want in a girl?" is often the question to the boy or girl who is seeking for his/her partner.When you are young your standards are set very high, however, as you age, you will have to lower your standards a bit and a bit and a bit.... The following joke is absolutely hilarious yet brutally true.
        　　"你理想的男友是什么样的"或"你理想的女友是什么样的"是大多数男孩或女孩在寻找伴侣的时候提出的问题。当你还年轻的时候标准定的相当高,但是随着年纪的增长,不得不一点一点的降低你的标准。下面的这个笑话虽然幽默但非常真实。

        Age 22 - 22岁时
        What I Want in a Man - Original List
* I5 c3 c, q. t) k' m7 ?- J  q        1.Handsome
8 V, v4 `3 V9 x( E        2. Charming
8 V& j4 d' N/ W% a- B+ a        3. Financially successful
        4. A caring listener
        5. Witty
        6. In good shape
# F8 y' U, R- r5 u( u5 l        7. Dresses with style
        8. Appreciates finer things
        9. Full of thoughtful surprises
8 E0 J; h6 {1 K' }, R        10. An imaginative, romantic lover.
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  q" z) Y# o; W( N. N! |9 E" g        我理想的男友标准 - 原版
        1. 英俊
# `$ }% T0 R$ P        2.有魅力
# y) S  ~+ C/ l' c9 x- @4 }3 s        3.有经济实力
        4.善于倾听
5 q- E' u6 g' g8 e5 x. L5 y" T        5.机智
        6.良好的外形
        7.衣着有品味
        8.欣赏美好事物
        9.充满惊喜
        10.富有想象力的浪漫情人
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        Age 32 - 32岁时
        What I Want in a Man - Revised List
7 m9 r2 J" p5 r- ~- V        1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)
+ \3 s  X( z' e& o$ c6 Y" f7 q6 @        2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
        3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
& x0 {" R# y2 D2 [- p: ]8 {% X        4. Listens more than talks
. o$ v- f4 |( a        5. Laughs at my jokes
        6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
/ X) e8 q. e6 b& o2 \7 ^        7. Owns at least one tie
        8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
        9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
; i6 }8 ~4 }+ p6 w8 w        10. Seeks romance at least once a week.

    我理想的男友标准 - 修订版
6 Q, g5 ]( I# K' f8 `        1.五官端正(有头发者优先)
( ]2 |# E5 u+ m( A0 S+ V        2.上车帮我开车门,入座帮我拉椅子
        3.有足够的钱享用美妙的晚餐
        4.少说多听
        5.我说笑话的时候一定要大笑
        6.逛街的时候帮我拎包
  F6 L5 o7 v4 m% I1 G        7.至少有一条领带
  l, N! i6 F, s' i        8.喜欢家里烹饪的晚餐
% K) t4 P0 e2 _7 D0 Y/ A) |        9.记得我的生日和各个纪念日
- g% C& Q- y3 n1 ]. I8 g; \        10.一周至少制造一次浪漫约会

        Age 42 - 42岁时
        What I Want in a Man - Revised List
        1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)
        2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
9 I& R9 r+ P# {- g  Z- t0 v$ c9 t3 p) [        3. Works steady -- splurges on dinner out occasionally
; u! }2 \+ Z  Z# U        4. Nods head when I'm talking
7 [/ @! j6 k' R2 _; g7 e/ ]& n        5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
) Q+ _; g! c  H$ _+ ?        6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
        7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
        8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
        9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
        10. Shaves most weekends.

  我理想的男友标准 - 修订版
        1.不太丑(谢顶也可)
; e3 x; B& s# ~; }9 h. ^        2.我上车后才开车
        3.工作稳定-偶尔外出吃饭
7 s* H: P* g% p; \2 Y        4.我说话的时候点头
" F; v/ Z2 m' [4 f2 M. K4 O* }        5.通常记得笑话中的妙语
        6.有足够的力气搬家具
$ c9 w8 W" [' k" y        7.没有啤酒肚
        8.不买带螺旋盖的香槟
        9.记得放下马桶座圈
        10.大多数周末会刮胡子
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* A- ^1 f/ p4 i6 Y        Age 52 - 52岁时
0 ?3 ]3 F6 J( F* s6 C' I1 z        What I Want in a Man - Revised List
$ @9 r, l$ D. G  E. T+ Y2 d        1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
        2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
        3. Doesn't borrow money too often
( c- L' J( h/ K- e        4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
        5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
        6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
        7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8 H! H" Z4 O) Q& V        8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
        9. Remembers my name on occasion
        10. Shaves some weekends.

! W, [: U; A$ `" L$ C        我理想的男友标准 - 修订版
+ [4 W5 x6 b3 H. G+ ^: e        1.保持鼻子和耳朵处的毛发整洁
: g4 s9 G. C" k, a        2.不在公共场合打嗝或搔痒
) L( [- E" G7 A( U. n        3.向别人借钱不要太频繁
        4.当我生气的时候不许打盹睡着
( m9 h: }5 ~4 v- c        5.不要多次重复讲同一个笑话
        6.周末不要一直赖在床上
        7.常换内衣裤,袜子要成对
. [1 N$ l9 v2 v) d7 d' v. v        8.欣赏电视晚餐
5 z* ^& s$ z+ J% Z( F7 ]0 ]        9.必要时记得我的名字
        10.有时周末会刮胡子
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) q, [# {% p; ~+ u        Age 62 - 62岁时
        What I Want in a Man-Revised List
        1. Doesn't scare small children
        2. Remembers where bathroom is
        3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
/ e6 [: J$ \% C: n: P        4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5 g+ l" w- Z7 a1 ^* X8 C% W        5. Remembers why he's laughing
" _) `. M4 D* }) W* u        6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
        7. Usually wears clothes
        8. Likes soft foods
        9. Remembers where he left his teeth
        10. Remembers that it's the weekend.

0 O. w, a' ~- G% f7 g    我理想的男友标准-修订版
* r& R/ W6 u1 D% E        1.不要吓唬小孩子
2 |2 m6 Q" f2 |! ^9 R0 H) ~# `, Y; [        2.记得浴室在哪
. S" Q3 w. {) o% O0 t7 {# i        3.不需要太多钱生活
        4.睡着的时候鼾声较小
        5.记得自己为何大笑
$ w6 O0 R  z+ z  h: t        6. 行动自如
( E6 b; K; `' K8 ]' |        7.通常穿着衣服
        8.喜欢软的食物
        9.记得把自己的假牙放哪了
' O9 Q2 O" n& k. z  h! Q7 |$ X        10.记得哪天是周末
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: }( w8 \# K! }2 x6 ]        Age 72 - 72岁时
6 W9 H, T6 R) [8 c        What I Want in a Man-Revised List
        1. Breathing
- X, V& X- c4 O1 B6 V& O+ @0 A        2. Doesn't miss the toilet

        我理想的男友标准-修订版
        1.活的
        2.能找到卫生间