不同年龄剩女择偶标准

杭州泰弗尔英语

"What do you want in a Man?" or "What do you want in a girl?" is often the question to the boy or girl who is seeking for his/her partner.When you are young your standards are set very high, however, as you age, you will have to lower your standards a bit and a bit and a bit.... The following joke is absolutely hilarious yet brutally true.
& F1 B* ]" u. U- I# f# H        　　"你理想的男友是什么样的"或"你理想的女友是什么样的"是大多数男孩或女孩在寻找伴侣的时候提出的问题。当你还年轻的时候标准定的相当高,但是随着年纪的增长,不得不一点一点的降低你的标准。下面的这个笑话虽然幽默但非常真实。

  o0 x# }4 m7 `! u- R% C        Age 22 - 22岁时
& S7 M; }; D3 \& v5 s- x+ S, H        What I Want in a Man - Original List
6 S+ k- E! L, G3 \        1.Handsome
0 M6 z  N( X; B$ }. _0 P        2. Charming
% n. R* J5 g  t: @        3. Financially successful
6 a5 ^0 d3 m+ j, l' R2 y        4. A caring listener
3 w" A0 i9 ~8 Q# @. O3 \+ R3 j0 k        5. Witty
) T+ Z% |" A" Y9 U        6. In good shape
$ c$ _- {' s- r. i# B# a  @( A1 d        7. Dresses with style
        8. Appreciates finer things
        9. Full of thoughtful surprises
* C: \& m" @+ [' l7 \" H- w3 h) d        10. An imaginative, romantic lover.

; j8 n, {# X. k2 D        我理想的男友标准 - 原版
        1. 英俊
        2.有魅力
        3.有经济实力
        4.善于倾听
7 V1 @- Y$ [- j9 ^7 j: x" J2 p* M6 o4 u        5.机智
        6.良好的外形
        7.衣着有品味
        8.欣赏美好事物
! F  I7 }2 J: R1 }        9.充满惊喜
        10.富有想象力的浪漫情人
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9 ^% U% |2 c) X1 m3 V1 y+ G3 n2 {        Age 32 - 32岁时
) p( P9 D- z  g- H        What I Want in a Man - Revised List
        1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)
        2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
, }- O, _- ^  ^5 i: u: H2 n! S4 H        3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
        4. Listens more than talks
: I# w8 i, u8 L! H6 r  s( G7 Z        5. Laughs at my jokes
        6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
        7. Owns at least one tie
        8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
        9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
        10. Seeks romance at least once a week.
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    我理想的男友标准 - 修订版
1 R+ k. J: I1 ?" e        1.五官端正(有头发者优先)
. k+ B$ ]+ M+ @4 ^' V* R        2.上车帮我开车门,入座帮我拉椅子
        3.有足够的钱享用美妙的晚餐
- O9 O8 v& N4 U        4.少说多听
% @7 P7 P2 v- T' V! x* M        5.我说笑话的时候一定要大笑
        6.逛街的时候帮我拎包
        7.至少有一条领带
        8.喜欢家里烹饪的晚餐
        9.记得我的生日和各个纪念日
* ~& v; x2 @1 d& P. l, U6 g6 B        10.一周至少制造一次浪漫约会

1 w2 v" Q! d9 v' n1 i0 r        Age 42 - 42岁时
7 X- b: h/ y1 w/ M, R. H; ~& p        What I Want in a Man - Revised List
        1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)
        2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
        3. Works steady -- splurges on dinner out occasionally
4 T, w1 X- j. y( N; B        4. Nods head when I'm talking
1 h' C# ]+ {$ R* Q- S8 D        5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
        6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
! J3 r* y  x/ N' M: a        7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
; g% e. @( g$ v0 [8 C        8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
        9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
9 _" m9 ?6 d3 E7 C: P        10. Shaves most weekends.
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  我理想的男友标准 - 修订版
        1.不太丑(谢顶也可)
' e* N" r: N. a5 V/ m# m7 [9 C+ w        2.我上车后才开车
7 ?- X+ M6 q: L. F- T8 D        3.工作稳定-偶尔外出吃饭
        4.我说话的时候点头
+ p2 x6 U1 y5 h" M7 u) P        5.通常记得笑话中的妙语
' {1 W& w/ R4 R' g2 p+ p' S        6.有足够的力气搬家具
        7.没有啤酒肚
& j5 [* U% K5 E, z        8.不买带螺旋盖的香槟
        9.记得放下马桶座圈
        10.大多数周末会刮胡子

        Age 52 - 52岁时
# h0 C* P% G4 h6 B* l& \        What I Want in a Man - Revised List
" K2 w6 `7 k& e        1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
# a8 Y; Z% k0 |8 n% a6 u        2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
        3. Doesn't borrow money too often
  C% P6 U2 S$ n. N$ d( v) |        4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
        5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
        6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
* B/ M+ x: n7 Z( @' x# W        7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
        8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
4 N) O1 d% p; Z$ @% X7 X- g        9. Remembers my name on occasion
' r# i3 \8 ^- q2 E        10. Shaves some weekends.
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5 M, W% A  U. R, W/ k4 d% o* \4 {        我理想的男友标准 - 修订版
        1.保持鼻子和耳朵处的毛发整洁
        2.不在公共场合打嗝或搔痒
% a& o) A: i  Y( g! K        3.向别人借钱不要太频繁
        4.当我生气的时候不许打盹睡着
8 j5 I6 u) B  t- N        5.不要多次重复讲同一个笑话
        6.周末不要一直赖在床上
4 K+ C) z8 m' b3 o. ]9 M( Q        7.常换内衣裤,袜子要成对
        8.欣赏电视晚餐
        9.必要时记得我的名字
        10.有时周末会刮胡子

        Age 62 - 62岁时
        What I Want in a Man-Revised List
! h/ ]& Q7 B; k        1. Doesn't scare small children
        2. Remembers where bathroom is
! `3 Q: \+ S9 Z) X! N        3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
+ z7 z! Q: y* i- a% J; D3 T+ q        4. Only snores lightly when asleep
2 f9 b1 u/ W, B1 F  d        5. Remembers why he's laughing
4 O5 E  Q4 a1 N. f        6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
* f- [: x7 H; N8 D" S6 w8 u        7. Usually wears clothes
6 Q* X* u9 r9 v8 Q! b: n2 u  \        8. Likes soft foods
        9. Remembers where he left his teeth
        10. Remembers that it's the weekend.

) k$ Q* h$ ?, K* z! H% F6 e4 Y    我理想的男友标准-修订版
        1.不要吓唬小孩子
3 ^% i( E$ z/ \- a        2.记得浴室在哪
/ d3 z/ Z% ^, M% C7 v' L        3.不需要太多钱生活
2 I9 D7 S5 O; D        4.睡着的时候鼾声较小
        5.记得自己为何大笑
0 J0 A* ^- n, h$ H: q        6. 行动自如
* N% W/ U2 N' k. k        7.通常穿着衣服
        8.喜欢软的食物
        9.记得把自己的假牙放哪了
        10.记得哪天是周末
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        Age 72 - 72岁时
        What I Want in a Man-Revised List
        1. Breathing
, F1 ?" w6 Z7 X) A7 p% ]% g3 R        2. Doesn't miss the toilet
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0 I+ G0 E# q* j' E; ~        我理想的男友标准-修订版
4 k0 ]+ s' R6 R/ v, B        1.活的
6 Q$ Y; f: V& }) G7 n0 f5 a9 A        2.能找到卫生间