Between 18 and 22 a woman is like Africa ....& r9 B+ C' j' P. s7 q+ F- x
Half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile- V2 D' u. j# C+ B- w& y& }6 o
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* k _/ c5 L- [- w/ w Between 23 and 30 a woman is like America ....
8 e {- N% Y8 _+ |1 d+ ` Well developed and open to trade, especially for high financed2 N, F; I/ z/ y* a2 Z3 J* ^
investors.
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Between 31 and 45 a woman is like India...- h6 C P! j. I x$ B6 @: t- _
Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.6 |& S0 d" N5 H8 m+ G# y
9 Y" W* ~0 h. x, N* z9 ^" J Between 46 and 55 a woman is like France ....
P& b* F" M5 ?9 c2 v2 X3 w Gently aging but sensual, with an appreciation for the finer
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Between 56 and 60 she is like Yugoslavia ....., j3 q% f, w; u. L. }6 f/ l
Lost the war, haunted by past mistakes, and in need of massive
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1 q4 t- _; J% [. A, R Between 61 and 70, she is like Russia ....: r- M) W* k' }6 I: R
Wide and unpatrolled borders, with a frigid climate that keeps. p, X( k# X( ?! ^$ }+ ]. m0 O
people away.
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Between 70 and 80, a woman is like Mongolia .....: H, m% {/ |3 f9 q
A long, glorious and all-conquering past, but not much of a7 p; {+ ?5 v( K7 Z1 a* Y
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From 80 on, a woman is like Afghanistan .
: {+ b- O' c! ?+ l. B7 ^9 t Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
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9 f! K$ ?! g9 V. D& o THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
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Between 15 and 80 a man is like Iraq.......
3 s6 ^! r+ D8 g4 W! ~, f. e Ruled by a dick
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