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发表于 2003-6-14 00:21:00 | 只看该作者 回帖奖励 |倒序浏览 |阅读模式
Between 18 and 22 a woman is like Africa ....) y% [' K2 u1 i9 p1 A/ K7 _. o/ `
  Half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile
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* `! B- x$ A7 v4 D/ L8 l  Between 23 and 30 a woman is like America ....! Q3 e; }; k# Y7 K' F
  Well developed and open to trade, especially for high financed2 e* r6 E- Y& k2 s
  investors.
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  Between 31 and 45 a woman is like India...
5 J8 S. B. K3 \  Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
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& k/ @% T9 P; i  Between 46 and 55 a woman is like France ....% C/ K% G: z& Z; L" t
  Gently aging but sensual, with an appreciation for the finer* M5 m- K3 U. U) j, X
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  Between 56 and 60 she is like Yugoslavia .....
6 K- q1 [( _5 q" e5 n- v  Lost the war, haunted by past mistakes, and in need of massive
  x1 g; V7 F% c7 I  reconstruction.& ]9 P7 O0 c% @8 M% l+ s; ^$ Y) p
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  Between 61 and 70, she is like Russia ....( q' G9 E2 R; e( I$ D! O
  Wide and unpatrolled borders, with a frigid climate that keeps
" ~1 X: b: M. t6 B  people away.
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7 O3 r8 K" T2 n, h  Between 70 and 80, a woman is like Mongolia ...... a. G8 a3 F# e& w, t! C/ a
  A long, glorious and all-conquering past, but not much of a' I. X9 R/ d1 h, i2 Q9 A
  future.
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  From 80 on, a woman is like Afghanistan .
/ S7 j1 x! b# }8 _  Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.  R: @3 ?; A! J, m3 C0 c4 W8 z
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  THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN4 {' V6 W* D8 ~- X% x1 |/ S) y
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  Between 15 and 80 a man is like Iraq.......
. a) P/ S- I8 _1 J, p, i+ ?  Ruled by a dick
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