Between 18 and 22 a woman is like Africa ....# X8 i# C3 u {, F9 u& N- z
Half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile0 u. r: E& h4 l: m9 {* z& \7 P Q
deltas.2 Z# N7 X6 t# S, o
& Z7 j$ L1 L9 T/ n: V Between 23 and 30 a woman is like America ....5 X0 |! @3 R/ I, M% R/ J
Well developed and open to trade, especially for high financed I' @. r8 g. }2 p# F3 h( t+ S( A
investors.- r( o' U+ t% E
" B7 q) K6 i4 [' g Between 31 and 45 a woman is like India...
1 N! r2 d- s/ i% }( [ Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
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Between 46 and 55 a woman is like France ....( K& G9 L5 S; s! s @
Gently aging but sensual, with an appreciation for the finer4 Y! `2 D# \+ \- }1 ^& S
things.9 v/ w5 J( u: j: i& O& q
: V) q* D' D- c7 b' y5 j1 b% v Between 56 and 60 she is like Yugoslavia .....
. }1 B1 l% K) R) g Lost the war, haunted by past mistakes, and in need of massive3 b' F# |$ y% J* s! X5 B! h, [
reconstruction.
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Between 61 and 70, she is like Russia ....3 M$ N0 c3 K. c, }0 X
Wide and unpatrolled borders, with a frigid climate that keeps
- y' f3 D L% l1 Q7 J2 b people away.
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Between 70 and 80, a woman is like Mongolia .....: K- R: L5 O; J1 d$ ^8 j
A long, glorious and all-conquering past, but not much of a
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5 \6 y# f: S. d$ p From 80 on, a woman is like Afghanistan .. w5 n( J& l% {. M: u
Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.) y' _% o& Y; n: |) z& M3 b
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THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN# m4 T: O) M: [: O# X m
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Between 15 and 80 a man is like Iraq.......
- I; U& |8 U/ _ c0 ] Ruled by a dick
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