[转帖]How did I come into this world?（我是怎麼來到這世界的？）

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Monday morning....need double espresso, and a joke to start with... 7 r8 y2 Q( \- z& w7 t2 I* j) Z
週一早上....正在沖泡著濃郁的咖啡，一個有趣的對話發生了...
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"Daddy? How did I come into this world?" 5 k& n2 I- Q7 i1 c/ x# }
「爹地，我是怎麼來到這世界的？」

  "Well, my child, some day I'll have to tell you  anyway." 0 Y t% H8 s/ A: q
「哦，兒子啊，總有一天我會讓你知道的。」 1 v- o5 L( ^$ Y) Z! ^

   "So why not today? Please!" * d! R; J# `0 R/ J0 y+ N: s
「拜託！為什麼今天不行？」 5 n/ K5 m. _5 J# }" Y5 n) }+ [

  "OK, but listen carefully."
「好吧，你仔細聽著！」 $ `7 d" c2 B" @, @0 M+ F+ E

  "Mom and Dad met each other in a cyber cafe.
「你媽和我在網咖相遇而認識，

  In the restrooms of that cyber cafe, dad connected  to mom. : a6 U+ p6 C, G7 A: Y1 L% g! Q
並在網咖的洗手間你媽和我使用了超連結，

  Mom at that time made some downloads from dad's memory stick. ( D9 m0 g$ ]7 m8 V
那時你媽從我的隨身插硬碟下載一些資料， N8 D( n; T) v4 i- Z `

  When dad finished uploading we discovered we used no firewall.
當我完成上傳時，我們發現我們沒有使用防火牆，

  Since it was too late to cancel or delete,
因此，想要取消或刪除都已為時太晚， 0 n; P- w- `% j& y; F

   nine months later we ended up with a virus." " w9 n7 ^% D) J1 \ M! Q2 r5 S
就這樣，九個月以後我們被一個病毒所終結。」 # e5 `$ x* L0 w5 w

 

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