超级搞笑的英语对话~~~

水中仙

昨天来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较清闲，就面带微笑的：“hello?”
    老外：“hi.”

    前台小姐：“you have what thing?”

    老外：“can you speak english?”

    前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what?”

    老外：“can anybody else speak english? ”

    前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing,no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go.”

    老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english?”

    前台小姐：“ shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing.”

    老外：“i want to speak to your head.”

    前台小姐：“head not zai.you tomorrow come.”

    汝不可因惰而随心所睡，汝不可移志而半途而废。
　　汝不可随性而追哥泡妹，汝不可因苦而哭天抹泪。
　　汝不可因闷而夜夜买醉，汝不可求闲而叫苦喊累。
　　汝不可因难而节节后退，汝不可推考而功亏一篑。
　　汝不可省钱而资料不备，汝不可因败而万念俱灰。

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莎哈拉

晕死~~~呵呵

梁

英语角看过滴....

莎哈拉

这样看起来英语真难学啊

Q7

0B,本来学英语,看了要越学越烂的````