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500毫升

/ D. O$ R- ^* u3 l) A芹菜走着走着,突然觉得肚子很痛,接着他”卟”的一声,你说他拉出什么来了~~??那就是芹粪(勤奋)咯!!!芹(菜)粪 是什么颜色的??????
) l. X. ~  H8 t答案:黄色
" x% @+ k( K; I% L+ T因为 : 秦始皇 (芹屎黄)

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<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder"><b>以下是引用<i>500毫升</i>在2007-1-27 22:06:00的发言：</b><br/><p style="BACKGROUND: white; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-INDENT: 18pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #990000; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;"></span>&nbsp;</p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #990000; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;"><p style="BACKGROUND: white; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-INDENT: 18pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #990000; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #990000; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #990000; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">今天很残酷，明天更残酷，后天很美好但大多数人死在了明天晚上，见不着后天的太阳！</span></span></span></p><p style="BACKGROUND: white; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-INDENT: 18pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #990000; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #990000; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #990000; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">我喜欢这句话，具体是做什么的能说清楚吗，感觉好玄乎啊</span></span></span></p></span></div><p></p>