职场笑话大家都认为我是头

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Peter was telling a friend that he had just lost his job.
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; d3 w! M3 |  u" J"Why did the foreman fire you?" the friend asked in surprise.
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/ V4 y8 r4 |) N; z"Oh," Peter said, "you know how foreman are. They stand around with their hands in their pockets watching everybody else work."

9 x6 j  o: k5 g5 D5 H! M# z"We all know that," replied his friend. "But why did he let you go?"

9 o( _# A  {% {0 s5 u"Jealousy," answered Pete. "All the other workers thought I was the foreman."
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( z/ s; z9 f& s" k$ a- A皮特告诉他的朋友他刚刚丢掉了工作。

) e6 M0 K. u# k# B“为什么领班会开除你？”朋友诧异地问。

“哦，”皮特说，“你知道领班是什么样的人。他们总是把手插在口袋了，站在旁边看其他人工作。”

“我们知道是这样。”朋友回答说。“但是为什么他会让你走？”
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/ S6 d6 q* ?& s" y) m) Z8 i“嫉妒。”皮特回答。“其他所有的工人都认为我是领班。”