不同年龄剩女择偶标准

杭州泰弗尔英语

"What do you want in a Man?" or "What do you want in a girl?" is often the question to the boy or girl who is seeking for his/her partner.When you are young your standards are set very high, however, as you age, you will have to lower your standards a bit and a bit and a bit.... The following joke is absolutely hilarious yet brutally true.
        　　"你理想的男友是什么样的"或"你理想的女友是什么样的"是大多数男孩或女孩在寻找伴侣的时候提出的问题。当你还年轻的时候标准定的相当高,但是随着年纪的增长,不得不一点一点的降低你的标准。下面的这个笑话虽然幽默但非常真实。
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; z" u( c" N) e& n3 O, ?7 X        Age 22 - 22岁时
        What I Want in a Man - Original List
        1.Handsome
        2. Charming
7 s) O6 z8 y* P% x+ o9 v1 B# M9 _4 W        3. Financially successful
+ b3 N5 P' L5 q5 L5 K2 y        4. A caring listener
7 M  h8 c# g% x4 b7 D+ \9 x$ a( y        5. Witty
% K& a7 w4 U% T- E' v/ j3 b        6. In good shape
        7. Dresses with style
) r$ F3 ^' J7 ~* h        8. Appreciates finer things
$ }! R8 N+ s' K  z! y7 g$ R# N        9. Full of thoughtful surprises
        10. An imaginative, romantic lover.

! [3 |3 J) v3 w) n/ [        我理想的男友标准 - 原版
; r! Y# p+ Z! s; Y% W0 s* j        1. 英俊
        2.有魅力
" w" |2 `& [1 B+ H2 |( L        3.有经济实力
7 ^0 s6 x' g( j        4.善于倾听
        5.机智
        6.良好的外形
% q+ Y9 F% @+ M3 N3 |$ C' e        7.衣着有品味
        8.欣赏美好事物
        9.充满惊喜
        10.富有想象力的浪漫情人

        Age 32 - 32岁时
        What I Want in a Man - Revised List
        1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)
1 @, Z; f2 T3 s$ l# q+ a8 f        2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
4 t. A6 j! U' n6 A# g3 r        3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
        4. Listens more than talks
        5. Laughs at my jokes
8 x+ h9 o' s( `        6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
5 f( t( c6 c( s        7. Owns at least one tie
8 J& J( [3 }5 j        8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
        9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
+ }6 q/ c' }2 D+ }9 b& ~- s        10. Seeks romance at least once a week.
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    我理想的男友标准 - 修订版
        1.五官端正(有头发者优先)
. }; p! o2 v) {! o/ y) w' t& l        2.上车帮我开车门,入座帮我拉椅子
. [  e% R8 y8 O1 _1 [2 X+ `        3.有足够的钱享用美妙的晚餐
# p: Q5 I. h0 h% ?7 {( A+ ^0 `        4.少说多听
# W3 `, G9 W0 U# Y8 a/ r        5.我说笑话的时候一定要大笑
        6.逛街的时候帮我拎包
        7.至少有一条领带
        8.喜欢家里烹饪的晚餐
        9.记得我的生日和各个纪念日
# h5 x. c3 G8 M9 y( C        10.一周至少制造一次浪漫约会
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" `5 c& B: q7 r' O) I        Age 42 - 42岁时
        What I Want in a Man - Revised List
        1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)
0 \9 L% A' {/ J' x- G        2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
/ V9 D& h% _! z        3. Works steady -- splurges on dinner out occasionally
        4. Nods head when I'm talking
        5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
. ?/ M! H8 F2 z" l        6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
        7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
        8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
        9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
        10. Shaves most weekends.
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  我理想的男友标准 - 修订版
' S9 y4 ~, C' O  q5 [        1.不太丑(谢顶也可)
        2.我上车后才开车
        3.工作稳定-偶尔外出吃饭
9 ~% Z: e! |3 M. ], X! r: i        4.我说话的时候点头
        5.通常记得笑话中的妙语
+ {: Z8 X; i2 B8 Z        6.有足够的力气搬家具
, w9 N4 L) n% x& K% e        7.没有啤酒肚
        8.不买带螺旋盖的香槟
        9.记得放下马桶座圈
        10.大多数周末会刮胡子
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        Age 52 - 52岁时
/ @8 c, k; ?  l        What I Want in a Man - Revised List
9 q5 M: S# v$ u& I        1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
        2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
+ A) b( x% g) f# x* N5 s3 y        3. Doesn't borrow money too often
& p. W! U% ?. T- J% K        4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
, i" e' \6 L% o$ U0 _        5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
        6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
' B3 d7 y" I& {- E0 U& j( p0 B! i        7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
        8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
* \. x9 P  M/ {9 C        9. Remembers my name on occasion
        10. Shaves some weekends.
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6 k5 i4 p. S& i' @        我理想的男友标准 - 修订版
4 j  W4 S# }6 Q) q; j% V: }% M        1.保持鼻子和耳朵处的毛发整洁
        2.不在公共场合打嗝或搔痒
+ s( u# U4 U: T  i9 D2 W        3.向别人借钱不要太频繁
        4.当我生气的时候不许打盹睡着
        5.不要多次重复讲同一个笑话
        6.周末不要一直赖在床上
        7.常换内衣裤,袜子要成对
6 T0 H) u& D7 e; D2 H        8.欣赏电视晚餐
2 w) O0 P9 I* `6 k7 h) u9 N        9.必要时记得我的名字
        10.有时周末会刮胡子

: A: N6 o! T+ ]/ A        Age 62 - 62岁时
        What I Want in a Man-Revised List
% J7 d4 M" k7 g* r/ l( @# X9 v        1. Doesn't scare small children
' Y7 h. z5 M; W) \# n        2. Remembers where bathroom is
        3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
) y1 W& B$ _+ `6 \% h: m' a        4. Only snores lightly when asleep
. k' ?+ b, r8 }/ r        5. Remembers why he's laughing
1 m: _) G& F# T: ~        6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
        7. Usually wears clothes
        8. Likes soft foods
        9. Remembers where he left his teeth
' }7 i5 k1 H6 O9 R; e$ ^' p+ n        10. Remembers that it's the weekend.

    我理想的男友标准-修订版
        1.不要吓唬小孩子
        2.记得浴室在哪
0 H1 A2 f# E, T; p! [; j. Q        3.不需要太多钱生活
# J7 R; s7 ~6 Y$ R8 r0 r; Y0 h# C        4.睡着的时候鼾声较小
! r; r3 A+ d; S6 F( D        5.记得自己为何大笑
        6. 行动自如
        7.通常穿着衣服
& C7 q+ V- g( h9 c; Q) H7 _2 j        8.喜欢软的食物
        9.记得把自己的假牙放哪了
7 p9 {& _- a0 X4 f5 _+ y& I- d        10.记得哪天是周末

        Age 72 - 72岁时
        What I Want in a Man-Revised List
        1. Breathing
        2. Doesn't miss the toilet

        我理想的男友标准-修订版
8 K# R3 E6 b2 j, O4 E7 ?        1.活的
$ g/ J" J2 B, n. Z  N        2.能找到卫生间