不同年龄剩女择偶标准

杭州泰弗尔英语

"What do you want in a Man?" or "What do you want in a girl?" is often the question to the boy or girl who is seeking for his/her partner.When you are young your standards are set very high, however, as you age, you will have to lower your standards a bit and a bit and a bit.... The following joke is absolutely hilarious yet brutally true.
5 h& L5 ^# W. O8 B        　　"你理想的男友是什么样的"或"你理想的女友是什么样的"是大多数男孩或女孩在寻找伴侣的时候提出的问题。当你还年轻的时候标准定的相当高,但是随着年纪的增长,不得不一点一点的降低你的标准。下面的这个笑话虽然幽默但非常真实。

  p! g7 \: Z. Z1 ]% V6 U        Age 22 - 22岁时
        What I Want in a Man - Original List
0 ~* S% h. a5 j* G        1.Handsome
5 T5 L0 o$ y! s& K        2. Charming
        3. Financially successful
        4. A caring listener
        5. Witty
        6. In good shape
        7. Dresses with style
, f& Q/ M! ]: ~4 L. F        8. Appreciates finer things
( A' y! i. D" f* a        9. Full of thoughtful surprises
        10. An imaginative, romantic lover.

2 P5 {! l, Y& [7 X7 `. u        我理想的男友标准 - 原版
        1. 英俊
) \, I& o) Q2 D' Z  _        2.有魅力
) D; I& r% B  J9 m1 y        3.有经济实力
        4.善于倾听
8 J' v6 _; q$ a- Z; q! R        5.机智
& }4 a& W8 e4 x+ f  ^8 {        6.良好的外形
6 ^$ |# h: C  K/ i7 _, a9 y2 C        7.衣着有品味
        8.欣赏美好事物
        9.充满惊喜
8 J( h, z0 q; q7 r9 \        10.富有想象力的浪漫情人
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- W) o9 u& w. z/ `7 _        Age 32 - 32岁时
1 N! S# {) C% j4 ^* Q7 P        What I Want in a Man - Revised List
: K- e) b, }8 Y3 B2 b        1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)
) e+ O7 i0 O/ ~6 a0 D3 E; x7 ?        2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
" J; Q6 S! p- I0 O1 S        3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
        4. Listens more than talks
        5. Laughs at my jokes
        6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
        7. Owns at least one tie
        8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
, r9 d% b2 X: B( H/ d( l        9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
        10. Seeks romance at least once a week.

% A7 J. m  Z" q    我理想的男友标准 - 修订版
8 L$ G5 u7 ~2 r# W8 v        1.五官端正(有头发者优先)
: Z3 ^7 H: [/ k  W) S        2.上车帮我开车门,入座帮我拉椅子
3 K4 w2 k3 @! p  R6 Q- o2 _        3.有足够的钱享用美妙的晚餐
        4.少说多听
        5.我说笑话的时候一定要大笑
4 R3 g7 i7 @8 C0 G) _        6.逛街的时候帮我拎包
3 H6 g# {+ n% \8 y* a- z        7.至少有一条领带
0 F/ q# k! {! J9 m! B1 ^& [( M        8.喜欢家里烹饪的晚餐
        9.记得我的生日和各个纪念日
" N- m* y+ |5 M# X        10.一周至少制造一次浪漫约会

        Age 42 - 42岁时
) Q" L+ ^& W( g( C% D* v/ t        What I Want in a Man - Revised List
        1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)
        2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
# u4 u0 K8 A0 |$ H& `1 N7 F, z        3. Works steady -- splurges on dinner out occasionally
) J. h! ^6 l$ s4 }  d        4. Nods head when I'm talking
        5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
        6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
/ }$ G( Y1 B$ Q+ G: o; |        7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
& @5 }  r2 V: I) Q/ y, H        8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
        9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
6 s/ h% w, r2 c3 J4 ?        10. Shaves most weekends.
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  我理想的男友标准 - 修订版
        1.不太丑(谢顶也可)
, O! f$ t# P7 C% L- F: b        2.我上车后才开车
# A2 r8 x, k% c# k        3.工作稳定-偶尔外出吃饭
        4.我说话的时候点头
) C8 R8 {! z% d* o  c3 F5 ]        5.通常记得笑话中的妙语
) ?9 B/ d( B1 e7 F        6.有足够的力气搬家具
        7.没有啤酒肚
  v. c7 z* d" W& ^) f5 e        8.不买带螺旋盖的香槟
        9.记得放下马桶座圈
        10.大多数周末会刮胡子

" m9 v' P9 Z# W        Age 52 - 52岁时
0 K4 B9 z4 k: D        What I Want in a Man - Revised List
5 p* L. T+ Z5 j/ H        1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
: X* t+ W: x) J1 Z" E$ R        2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
        3. Doesn't borrow money too often
        4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
        5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
        6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
! u8 V" P0 ^5 X        7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
) P8 x' \! h* q        8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
: N" d: U) T9 h: {( j0 j# Z        9. Remembers my name on occasion
( J  }) c- D+ }4 Q        10. Shaves some weekends.
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" q) L1 B( }' L! t: n) R1 c2 b        我理想的男友标准 - 修订版
1 S6 ^" Z( P& L4 |/ `7 r. t) h6 E( ~5 v        1.保持鼻子和耳朵处的毛发整洁
( b# ?0 ?  d3 k        2.不在公共场合打嗝或搔痒
        3.向别人借钱不要太频繁
( u# E  ^/ r/ B5 n" r  X        4.当我生气的时候不许打盹睡着
        5.不要多次重复讲同一个笑话
. \/ B8 y5 K0 b/ z' A- X2 `/ \* p6 ?        6.周末不要一直赖在床上
        7.常换内衣裤,袜子要成对
# H3 S% Q0 m% U6 A' f        8.欣赏电视晚餐
        9.必要时记得我的名字
        10.有时周末会刮胡子

        Age 62 - 62岁时
        What I Want in a Man-Revised List
        1. Doesn't scare small children
        2. Remembers where bathroom is
        3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
1 ?. {6 W* j$ R. W        4. Only snores lightly when asleep
% x0 F+ \9 b; x8 k7 s        5. Remembers why he's laughing
        6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
        7. Usually wears clothes
$ H- M7 y+ `; v        8. Likes soft foods
! O  ]0 B' J% C* o( A, ~1 R& I        9. Remembers where he left his teeth
        10. Remembers that it's the weekend.

. v3 `4 D- t3 D- {" i    我理想的男友标准-修订版
( B; R! m/ v# F6 {        1.不要吓唬小孩子
2 T" x7 C4 Q$ ?        2.记得浴室在哪
/ ?4 m2 a* W. p8 P6 i$ r        3.不需要太多钱生活
, \! \( N1 g  d# h1 |0 f        4.睡着的时候鼾声较小
        5.记得自己为何大笑
        6. 行动自如
        7.通常穿着衣服
8 V* }0 ^+ [' ]. B( O5 E! }        8.喜欢软的食物
        9.记得把自己的假牙放哪了
0 ]0 {9 x; r- c( c        10.记得哪天是周末

# `5 O* f" {. y) o8 a        Age 72 - 72岁时
4 b, B0 X) s7 j0 r" E        What I Want in a Man-Revised List
/ ^1 c: L: Z& e! ?' Y        1. Breathing
8 l2 `  J3 a0 b# Z        2. Doesn't miss the toilet

        我理想的男友标准-修订版
- S0 L" l/ h6 ~2 x( D        1.活的
        2.能找到卫生间