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The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum. Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother's loving arms.6 S0 ~" I- R7 B0 m/ P+ H
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When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door.; }/ d) C( z& @1 a4 N5 C# n$ K
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"Was school all right?" she asked, "Did you get along all right? did you cry?"
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- e! F8 |- p+ Y3 t "Cry?" John asked. "No, I didn't cry, but the teacher did!"
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六岁的约翰娇生惯养。他的父亲知道这一点,可他的祖父母仍然宠着他。这孩子几乎寸步不离他的祖母。他想要什么不是哭,就是闹。他第一天上学才离开祖母的怀抱。
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# s% x; n, I3 Y; B6 K: ^ 约翰放学了,他奶奶在门口接他并问道:“学校怎么样?你过的好吗?哭了没有?”
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“哭?”约翰问,“不,我没哭,可老师哭了。” 9 q* ^5 i: ^; |( d6 V4 |2 S8 F
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policeman问:"你在doing干什么?river里是what什么东西?"
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thief说:"那是一只鸡,它要cross过河去,我在这里帮它watching看衣服."
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老李sat坐在家门口乘cool凉,看着freeway高速公路从village村里的field田里穿过,气势spectacular壮观. 一会他看见开过来一辆lorry车,在freeway边停下, 下来一个人,在freeway边dug挖了一个hole坑,然后回到车里. 过了a while一会,车上下来另一个人,把hole又填上了. 车子向前走了一段distance距离,那个人又下来dug了个hole,过一会,又是另一个人把hole填上,就这样,车子每走一段distance,就重复一次dug a hole,休息,填hole……老李十分puzzled迷惑. 他忍不住跑过去问道:"你们在doing什么?" 两个人answered回答道:"我们三个在carrying out进行一项绿化freeway的project计划,今天responsible for负责栽树的那人fell ill病了!"
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Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea? 4 x- J7 {* i/ A
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猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢?你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小。但除此之外呢,那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤,而跳蚤身上却不能有猴子。这个答案很有意思吧? w% z& T7 T7 H5 O
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A: By treading on his corn?
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+ c. b3 S5 t+ H2 n, [如果你踩了农夫的玉米或是谷物,他肯定会生气的;而如果你踩了农夫脚底的鸡眼,他会更生气。Corn既可以表示“玉米/谷物”,也有“鸡眼”的意思。 ' X) K' S: T! h6 ]
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Q: Which is the strongest creature in the world? 1 S7 l( p8 V' Q/ ^3 G4 J
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A: The snail. It carries its house on its back.
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因为snail(蜗牛)的后背上总是背着一所房子,所以说蜗牛是世界上最强壮的生物是不足为奇的。你说呢? $ y+ A1 m# ]) A" f; f/ X, s. I
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姐姐在bank银行里works工作。一天,有个young年轻男人走到她的counter柜台前,悄voice声对她说:「请你把这一千块钱存入我的account户头。」她照办之後,也悄声answered说「这是你的bankbook存折,goodbye再见。」那young 人开始转身离去,但随即又折回来。「我很sorry抱歉我们得悄voice声说话,」他说,「不过,我的car汽车就停在外面,要是它听到我有extra余钱,它会又出毛病了。」他把finger手指放在lips嘴唇上,踮著tiptoes脚尖走出bank。 |
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