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4 A' D1 R" Z/ S! W% sBut the teacher cried
* m, N0 p- _% X$ w+ e+ m( Y1 H The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum. Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother's loving arms.
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1 h6 Z; q2 ?0 ^! ^. [" Y {% n When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door.; U& t5 i$ o5 X( Q. ~# [# D
' t( i* f' f! ] "Was school all right?" she asked, "Did you get along all right? did you cry?"0 u4 |' u, o9 @ ~ i5 s( s% l
+ t( g7 q% s" K* W "Cry?" John asked. "No, I didn't cry, but the teacher did!"$ o2 F/ q1 v* D& e2 y/ v7 t
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可是老师哭了
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3 J9 f- ?8 f4 ^- B 六岁的约翰娇生惯养。他的父亲知道这一点,可他的祖父母仍然宠着他。这孩子几乎寸步不离他的祖母。他想要什么不是哭,就是闹。他第一天上学才离开祖母的怀抱。# f* v7 A4 B# @$ W% o
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约翰放学了,他奶奶在门口接他并问道:“学校怎么样?你过的好吗?哭了没有?”; B! g3 B, r- k1 k% ~5 j) g
+ ?" A* h0 I* v; o) G# b “哭?”约翰问,“不,我没哭,可老师哭了。” 6 r! ?3 j$ l0 t6 e- W, y; h, X
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鸡过河
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* o+ Y( G0 c6 m) ?$ W9 V thief小偷stole偷了一只鸡,正在river河边给鸡拔feathers毛,这时一个policeman警察走了过来,小偷急忙把鸡threw扔到了river里.
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' M* X6 \& _. R2 l; t) G policeman问:"你在doing干什么?river里是what什么东西?"/ t# _" V- [* I
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thief说:"那是一只鸡,它要cross过河去,我在这里帮它watching看衣服."* U: V( W5 I5 o; v4 b& ]; e# X
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老李sat坐在家门口乘cool凉,看着freeway高速公路从village村里的field田里穿过,气势spectacular壮观. 一会他看见开过来一辆lorry车,在freeway边停下, 下来一个人,在freeway边dug挖了一个hole坑,然后回到车里. 过了a while一会,车上下来另一个人,把hole又填上了. 车子向前走了一段distance距离,那个人又下来dug了个hole,过一会,又是另一个人把hole填上,就这样,车子每走一段distance,就重复一次dug a hole,休息,填hole……老李十分puzzled迷惑. 他忍不住跑过去问道:"你们在doing什么?" 两个人answered回答道:"我们三个在carrying out进行一项绿化freeway的project计划,今天responsible for负责栽树的那人fell ill病了!"
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! E' a& }" H( ?; AQ: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea? 1 q7 L1 F- ^& g& M. z
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$ R; C, a& b* l8 U7 G2 c) a7 L9 IA: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys. . m- G; `& u( K$ [5 v
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猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢?你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小。但除此之外呢,那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤,而跳蚤身上却不能有猴子。这个答案很有意思吧? + }% m# t: I1 s6 ^2 x5 O1 i
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, S M; o7 q" CQ: How can you most irritate a farmer? " D4 U4 p" o" z! m* @& @+ X
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A: By treading on his corn?
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如果你踩了农夫的玉米或是谷物,他肯定会生气的;而如果你踩了农夫脚底的鸡眼,他会更生气。Corn既可以表示“玉米/谷物”,也有“鸡眼”的意思。 2 x& ?# U1 }5 @* N3 ^% ]
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6 f4 m9 Q* y; x8 T% d7 TQ: Which is the strongest creature in the world? ; X4 G3 i, w* q! ^& d1 u7 D
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A: The snail. It carries its house on its back.
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因为snail(蜗牛)的后背上总是背着一所房子,所以说蜗牛是世界上最强壮的生物是不足为奇的。你说呢?
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# a* m% B0 I; L' T' K* b( S 姐姐在bank银行里works工作。一天,有个young年轻男人走到她的counter柜台前,悄voice声对她说:「请你把这一千块钱存入我的account户头。」她照办之後,也悄声answered说「这是你的bankbook存折,goodbye再见。」那young 人开始转身离去,但随即又折回来。「我很sorry抱歉我们得悄voice声说话,」他说,「不过,我的car汽车就停在外面,要是它听到我有extra余钱,它会又出毛病了。」他把finger手指放在lips嘴唇上,踮著tiptoes脚尖走出bank。 |
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