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1.这是为什么呢? # w* W8 Y m8 b2 c A2 ~2 K8 E
( w/ b) A+ |5 Z( `: v谷歌版:This is why?
* t2 ~/ x Q/ B# ?7 K# l山寨版:This is why what? # V; ^: ?- R& S# F5 m
学院版:Why is this?
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2 L2 d( f( q; Y+ B! N9 e2.准备好了么? Music!
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谷歌版:Ready for it? Music! ' E5 d$ Z* d% K
山寨版:Ready well le-ma?谬贼!
7 j; L. T3 @- B) k& f- m学院版:Are you ready?音乐!
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3.我只是一个普通的二人转演员。
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谷歌版:I am just an ordinary actor二人转. / `! s0 _ q" M5 Y8 q
山寨版:I only am one ordinary errenzhuan play boy. i1 ~/ O9 e" I3 Z" m
学院版:I am just an ordinary actor of “two person act”.
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4.不要-不要-停-不要停,pia、pia地。
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谷歌版:Not to stop —not to not to stop, pia,pia to.
- V$ s; h% r( @) l( i/ \5 C- M山寨版:No want-no want-stop-no want stop,屁啊、屁啊滴. * z& W% f% l- Z
学院版:Don’t, don’t…stop, don’t stop,啪啪地. 8 z6 j/ Z% l- c8 O& _0 q: }2 l
* R+ J( a. }2 v0 P, G5.我的中文名叫小沈阳,我的英文名叫Xiao Shenyang !
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谷歌版:I called the Chinese Small Shenyang, my English is called Xiao Shenyang! 4 D2 V% h. [$ X+ g
山寨版:My Chinese name called little shen sun, my English name called 肖—申—样儿! , V# k6 c2 C$ u3 V0 p2 Z; _
学院版:My Chinese name is 小沈阳, my English name is Xiao Shenyang
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6.走别人的路,让别人无路可走! " y% ]5 c9 i- y# z( a. f# c
& ~* Q9 K/ i. n; Q& \& e谷歌版:Take someone else’s road, to let others no way!
$ ~0 T. m. i1 V }山寨版:Walk other man’s road, allow other man no way can go! 5 _) y7 U- \& f) f
学院版:Follow others’ footprint, leave them no way to go. - i$ B* c4 j; \8 c$ X" m$ q) O
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7.我自己能做到的事,从来不麻烦别人
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谷歌版:I myself can do things other people never Troublesome : n8 B) D0 G. [. }1 U
山寨版:I myself can do come thing, never no bother others.
_0 ]- R# Q# U* A学院版:Whenever I can deliver myself, I never bother others. * ]3 o0 v, c$ o: z2 h7 }5 f9 O: L. S' g
7 s. _+ Y o, k4 ?7 e3 ^8.我也是有身份证的人。 2 M- H3 w8 M9 F* Z5 C% n' Y
4 C1 v S3 B0 |8 t$ w; v3 x谷歌版:Me too have the ID card people. & n& D: o0 J/ W
山寨版:I also am have body card people. ) ~+ F% x3 f3 ] _4 U0 D2 u
学院版:I am also somebody with an ID card. ( y& f. t' F5 T9 Y/ C
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9.世界是我们的,也是儿子们的,但最终是那帮孙子们的。 " ]. a' h7 }# ?( w; Y8 N P; _
. X2 E2 {7 B; ?. J$ w7 j$ {谷歌版:The world are U.S., but also sons, but the band are finally grandchildren’s.(谷歌翻译太雷人,居然把“我们”翻译为“U.S.”,跟金山快译有一拼了) 2 W* ]; @9 }1 e7 P& _# U! n
( A$ R0 ^+ j1 { J: y8 N: n$ L9 E山寨版:The world is ours, too is sons, but final end is that group of grandsons.
( j' C5 [7 T: R; E. I: B学院版:The world belongs to us, but also to our children, but eventually will belong to our grandchildren.
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' M: D" G, |: S' R( L B: a10.你都不理我,那我成狗不理了! ! M( H/ b& D; [7 X& [# y+ p7 v! |
" Q" w. ?/ k" h, I3 g谷歌版:You ignore me, then ignore me into a dog! ' l: g# N( C) h$ r9 D
山寨版:You all no care me, that I become dog no care! ( h C$ L; c) z9 o" ~
学院版:Even you you don’t care me, then I would become Go- Believe! |
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