小沈阳经典语录搞笑翻译

古道西风

1.这是为什么呢?
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; L9 ~" J  s) A2 W谷歌版：This is why?
  f1 b+ a# V0 i0 P: ?山寨版：This is why what？
7 ]( l6 L' T- K7 z0 D( X学院版：Why is this?
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* Q% }% ~! a5 F, V5 s# S2.准备好了么? Music!

4 O$ n7 y, I% a" y% B4 T% _谷歌版：Ready for it? Music！
9 z  k7 ~" D# G0 Y8 F山寨版：Ready well le-ma？谬贼！
学院版：Are you ready？音乐！
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- X" F) C2 P, f* q; H' q* [3.我只是一个普通的二人转演员。

4 s! c* X" u# r0 f6 L9 G0 K谷歌版：I am just an ordinary actor二人转.
: k/ D& {+ X, F' X' \# {山寨版：I only am one ordinary errenzhuan play boy.
学院版：I am just an ordinary actor of “two person act”.
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4.不要-不要-停-不要停，pia、pia地。

* `9 S* C! D, q. l$ {谷歌版：Not to stop —not to not to stop, pia，pia to.
& P* F6 U/ k( H" ?山寨版：No want-no want-stop-no want stop，屁啊、屁啊滴.
! E  Y: s$ e" y* i# z2 ^学院版：Don’t, don’t…stop, don’t stop，啪啪地.

5.我的中文名叫小沈阳，我的英文名叫Xiao Shenyang !

8 U. H. |0 q: J谷歌版：I called the Chinese Small Shenyang, my English is called Xiao Shenyang!
$ z' G( T1 p) i1 F7 `山寨版：My Chinese name called little shen sun, my English name called 肖—申—样儿！
学院版：My Chinese name is 小沈阳, my English name is Xiao Shenyang
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  Z6 w" r; b7 ~% ?6 b6.走别人的路，让别人无路可走!
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6 J0 B% u: a9 y' ^/ T* B, v# D- `谷歌版：Take someone else’s road, to let others no way!
山寨版：Walk other man’s road, allow other man no way can go!
学院版：Follow others’ footprint, leave them no way to go.
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7.我自己能做到的事，从来不麻烦别人
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1 r0 ]+ t* n$ {. i1 U  @谷歌版：I myself can do things other people never Troublesome
山寨版：I myself can do come thing, never no bother others.
学院版：Whenever I can deliver myself, I never bother others.

8.我也是有身份证的人。

6 a1 c. i( |" V0 [谷歌版：Me too have the ID card people.
9 A/ O  s$ |) Y  \2 k. l& H山寨版：I also am have body card people.
$ G: J) N) t7 ]$ R* V学院版：I am also somebody with an ID card.

9.世界是我们的，也是儿子们的，但最终是那帮孙子们的。

谷歌版：The world are U.S., but also sons, but the band are finally grandchildren’s.（谷歌翻译太雷人，居然把“我们”翻译为“U.S.”，跟金山快译有一拼了）
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* u2 [8 A. `9 G0 V山寨版：The world is ours, too is sons, but final end is that group of grandsons.
, J7 ^+ q( w3 f8 J4 }学院版：The world belongs to us, but also to our children, but eventually will belong to our grandchildren.

10.你都不理我，那我成狗不理了!
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谷歌版：You ignore me, then ignore me into a dog!
山寨版：You all no care me, that I become dog no care!
$ B/ o' l5 l/ A学院版：Even you you don’t care me, then I would become Go- Believe!