小沈阳经典语录搞笑翻译

古道西风

1.这是为什么呢?

- O$ x4 d; Q. ]谷歌版：This is why?
山寨版：This is why what？
学院版：Why is this?

2.准备好了么? Music!
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谷歌版：Ready for it? Music！
6 e/ C( v2 L0 m$ U) R山寨版：Ready well le-ma？谬贼！
学院版：Are you ready？音乐！

% v6 P6 g" c0 K- [0 U* t' K3.我只是一个普通的二人转演员。
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谷歌版：I am just an ordinary actor二人转.
2 F" Q. @! a$ @) u3 q山寨版：I only am one ordinary errenzhuan play boy.
学院版：I am just an ordinary actor of “two person act”.
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4.不要-不要-停-不要停，pia、pia地。

谷歌版：Not to stop —not to not to stop, pia，pia to.
5 W( R/ S  ?+ Y8 x, Y山寨版：No want-no want-stop-no want stop，屁啊、屁啊滴.
2 K$ A/ |" Q7 E7 y3 j学院版：Don’t, don’t…stop, don’t stop，啪啪地.

. n$ i: J3 T& ]' `  J- c7 G5.我的中文名叫小沈阳，我的英文名叫Xiao Shenyang !

+ U+ F9 G. W7 O3 L' g! s: H$ N谷歌版：I called the Chinese Small Shenyang, my English is called Xiao Shenyang!
山寨版：My Chinese name called little shen sun, my English name called 肖—申—样儿！
0 @- U/ B& u. a; e学院版：My Chinese name is 小沈阳, my English name is Xiao Shenyang

6.走别人的路，让别人无路可走!

; b$ d- `5 F2 p: A# K1 ?谷歌版：Take someone else’s road, to let others no way!
山寨版：Walk other man’s road, allow other man no way can go!
8 }0 [9 x1 R! A1 \2 T- y/ l  r6 h学院版：Follow others’ footprint, leave them no way to go.
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; w( J2 ~1 u/ J! ?  H" _! h- w7.我自己能做到的事，从来不麻烦别人
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谷歌版：I myself can do things other people never Troublesome
- S+ }; r5 Z7 g/ k5 X$ ]山寨版：I myself can do come thing, never no bother others.
学院版：Whenever I can deliver myself, I never bother others.

* h# A" K5 J  ~4 I8.我也是有身份证的人。
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% p5 t% I7 K8 n1 n9 M谷歌版：Me too have the ID card people.
/ {4 G$ J2 S" l8 }! e. X山寨版：I also am have body card people.
/ Y  v3 \+ ]$ S# L* m学院版：I am also somebody with an ID card.
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9.世界是我们的，也是儿子们的，但最终是那帮孙子们的。
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谷歌版：The world are U.S., but also sons, but the band are finally grandchildren’s.（谷歌翻译太雷人，居然把“我们”翻译为“U.S.”，跟金山快译有一拼了）

$ }0 b) k2 K1 s7 A山寨版：The world is ours, too is sons, but final end is that group of grandsons.
$ |! l' P, y( ]/ ~学院版：The world belongs to us, but also to our children, but eventually will belong to our grandchildren.
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  g( Q( ~" A/ H7 O# E9 F3 ~7 y/ @10.你都不理我，那我成狗不理了!
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& n* |/ E2 g' F. Y) W# C谷歌版：You ignore me, then ignore me into a dog!
1 p! _+ x* [# z/ k2 ~+ J1 {( N+ H8 r山寨版：You all no care me, that I become dog no care!
8 F/ W) U. _3 f, V7 o1 K  S) k9 R( |# k学院版：Even you you don’t care me, then I would become Go- Believe!