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发表于 2009-3-31 14:17:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
1.这是为什么呢? ) |! }/ U( p. M# m, c
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谷歌版:This is why?
7 T7 Z5 K' {! a山寨版:This is why what? & V  `: e/ ]; g8 g* k- w2 R
学院版:Why is this?
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5 ?8 ]  R/ u8 g) n2.准备好了么? Music! 8 y+ Y) k+ r8 b
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谷歌版:Ready for it? Music!
# H. W8 r- A  I' K0 Z  Y4 v: R# V7 x山寨版:Ready well le-ma?谬贼! 3 h- m+ W/ V4 ~" t. Q$ [4 h4 d
学院版:Are you ready?音乐! , q6 E% L6 K; {, F

: e) u# k0 I4 \3.我只是一个普通的二人转演员。
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' M. H* u+ D* U2 J3 f+ u* L谷歌版:I am just an ordinary actor二人转.
% \) Z& z7 t* S6 a- f+ A, ?山寨版:I only am one ordinary errenzhuan play boy. . c3 L& o) s+ \7 D+ P( {
学院版:I am just an ordinary actor of “two person act”.
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5 |. e0 i0 R" H; A* J) k' O  i4.不要-不要-停-不要停,pia、pia地。
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谷歌版:Not to stop —not to not to stop, pia,pia to. % m. S  [4 g, F
山寨版:No want-no want-stop-no want stop,屁啊、屁啊滴.
3 B5 R* G; w; u! S0 }4 g* K7 I学院版:Don’t, don’t…stop, don’t stop,啪啪地.
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5.我的中文名叫小沈阳,我的英文名叫Xiao Shenyang ! ! ]+ t8 p( w! w. q

% g, }  z% c/ L, l( M1 A2 e谷歌版:I called the Chinese Small Shenyang, my English is called Xiao Shenyang!
  S# @; R- Q9 J) X$ L; s0 _山寨版:My Chinese name called little shen sun, my English name called 肖—申—样儿!
# J9 L) ]% N- e5 s& h学院版:My Chinese name is 小沈阳, my English name is Xiao Shenyang 3 g, U1 z1 r6 ^5 e) E4 l3 F

! c8 n+ d2 s' T4 r) U$ y; ~1 b6.走别人的路,让别人无路可走!
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谷歌版:Take someone else’s road, to let others no way! 3 P2 \2 w0 M7 w6 j
山寨版:Walk other man’s road, allow other man no way can go! ; M) {% s" F7 G- ^+ n0 U
学院版:Follow others’ footprint, leave them no way to go. 3 m! A% M$ ]9 A* g1 N7 m& o) @
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7.我自己能做到的事,从来不麻烦别人 5 t1 E7 O4 ~2 Q
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谷歌版:I myself can do things other people never Troublesome
( r: o* G& z; T. L' }1 I5 [1 A山寨版:I myself can do come thing, never no bother others. 7 {3 D) s. n5 S
学院版:Whenever I can deliver myself, I never bother others.
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; C. n' V0 d9 Q+ }8 Z+ X! r. w  |8.我也是有身份证的人。 1 ^9 v/ N* G# W. f+ f; I1 L" ]
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谷歌版:Me too have the ID card people.
* [+ C0 }# S- H8 {山寨版:I also am have body card people. , O- `" J- @  _" v4 c/ I
学院版:I am also somebody with an ID card. & |. E# i! D4 o4 ~! j

  ^+ @* y; T& L* {7 a7 |4 C2 J! a9.世界是我们的,也是儿子们的,但最终是那帮孙子们的。
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" k0 y% d9 G6 t5 ^3 [; Y9 C谷歌版:The world are U.S., but also sons, but the band are finally grandchildren’s.(谷歌翻译太雷人,居然把“我们”翻译为“U.S.”,跟金山快译有一拼了) 5 m$ [' B& i1 A3 m, S7 n. E& O
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山寨版:The world is ours, too is sons, but final end is that group of grandsons.
  B5 n' ^3 b+ ~. p; }+ o学院版:The world belongs to us, but also to our children, but eventually will belong to our grandchildren.
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0 f. _7 r6 {1 m! v. `% a/ O1 ]10.你都不理我,那我成狗不理了! , n0 B. i$ t4 |# ^7 f
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谷歌版:You ignore me, then ignore me into a dog!
+ i  y4 M/ K- I" d8 Q* \山寨版:You all no care me, that I become dog no care!
7 A  x# R7 d& F  O学院版:Even you you don’t care me, then I would become Go- Believe!

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