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1.这是为什么呢?
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) |( ?: ~( D" f6 [3 N谷歌版：This is why? f/ w$ r' h, D+ C M
山寨版：This is why what？ 8 U. f2 Q; Y, {9 C) |: c% A
学院版：Why is this? ' w, b; Y7 D' @! N) K
; J6 T8 ]9 M A$ Q2.准备好了么? Music! * b6 i, T8 S- q7 k8 V
3 A8 G: u9 S5 _9 ?( E$ [谷歌版：Ready for it? Music！ , m. d& g$ X! y3 Z! r
山寨版：Ready well le-ma？谬贼！
& C6 r2 M0 B/ |3 Y5 h" e6 \学院版：Are you ready？音乐！
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6 n& i, V- ] F& G9 j! F# L8 h3.我只是一个普通的二人转演员。
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谷歌版：I am just an ordinary actor二人转.
5 d& ^4 H7 d5 a山寨版：I only am one ordinary errenzhuan play boy.
" }3 Q D6 S5 G4 a4 \, K$ o; a7 I学院版：I am just an ordinary actor of “two person act”.
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. G; k0 V) D% ~; w# }% p! A3 X4.不要-不要-停-不要停，pia、pia地。
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谷歌版：Not to stop —not to not to stop, pia，pia to.
) U7 ]2 ?7 ?: V7 v4 g山寨版：No want-no want-stop-no want stop，屁啊、屁啊滴.
/ {2 x& E+ B. l学院版：Don’t, don’t…stop, don’t stop，啪啪地.
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5.我的中文名叫小沈阳，我的英文名叫Xiao Shenyang ! : f* U. U: m* m" W2 w
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谷歌版：I called the Chinese Small Shenyang, my English is called Xiao Shenyang! 6 H9 E) H F4 g5 Q8 [& g
山寨版：My Chinese name called little shen sun, my English name called 肖—申—样儿！ " z { g% E' ~9 F+ {9 }0 v* u
学院版：My Chinese name is 小沈阳, my English name is Xiao Shenyang
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* L* A8 d) r: d% S/ e6.走别人的路，让别人无路可走! 0 y7 Z! O9 B: L, j6 i0 T" U
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谷歌版：Take someone else’s road, to let others no way! 5 b: z/ [: S; M
山寨版：Walk other man’s road, allow other man no way can go!
2 ?8 }; N% B6 k/ r6 O学院版：Follow others’ footprint, leave them no way to go. $ F: n: w/ `7 ], {7 c
& @3 K; N% r) [) P7.我自己能做到的事，从来不麻烦别人
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谷歌版：I myself can do things other people never Troublesome
! m$ W. N5 Q0 r. K2 Y山寨版：I myself can do come thing, never no bother others. 4 r$ C4 I1 {1 p5 i; o( Q1 E
学院版：Whenever I can deliver myself, I never bother others.
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8.我也是有身份证的人。
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* {7 h8 r& s) u5 k/ H谷歌版：Me too have the ID card people. % {: G f. Q" H* R2 K
山寨版：I also am have body card people.
4 e- k8 y; N! N0 y+ h1 ^学院版：I am also somebody with an ID card. 7 k/ L5 N% x) t5 G4 i5 m) ]
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9.世界是我们的，也是儿子们的，但最终是那帮孙子们的。 6 R; ]6 q: l9 J1 d2 L
% j3 w" u& ^: N2 w0 d谷歌版：The world are U.S., but also sons, but the band are finally grandchildren’s.（谷歌翻译太雷人，居然把“我们”翻译为“U.S.”，跟金山快译有一拼了） 8 }. W" N9 t+ L- I9 y
# n9 \2 K+ W0 i1 |山寨版：The world is ours, too is sons, but final end is that group of grandsons.
! u' `+ @1 i I( {! X" T! m* P3 Q学院版：The world belongs to us, but also to our children, but eventually will belong to our grandchildren.
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10.你都不理我，那我成狗不理了! & Q3 N, ]! n6 i3 S& j1 P0 |: h
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谷歌版：You ignore me, then ignore me into a dog!
; J: g/ y* u) s: h山寨版：You all no care me, that I become dog no care! + `6 v# F4 b0 \- X# t
学院版：Even you you don’t care me, then I would become Go- Believe! |
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