Miss universe's last question~~~so funny

czy

Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like
gentlemen.
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Question: How can you say so?
2 P$ _. W% V9 ^! a7 VMs America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman........
(Applause! Applause!)
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+ j; X* ^6 R& ^' c5 {' ZQuestion: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
5 W5 T8 L+ {$ ~" y2 v1 HMs Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or
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Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.

Applause! Applause!)
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7 z8 `; |0 b3 I0 hQuestion: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your
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Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like
gossip or rumors.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.
(Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)
8 U/ ?. y4 r( C/ hQuestion: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country?
Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves.
$ x8 g& p+ B5 B. k# XQuestion: How can you say so?
* W8 T& ]5 P0 g4 A0 K. W% Y5 w4 R! GMs Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door.

(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! >Applause!)
Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
2 |$ W6 q8 d5 d/ t! w( s1 ^Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers.
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Ms India: Because it works day and night......
(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)
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Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a
male organ in your country?
4 e' T& F5 c6 g2 R! MMs Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton
car.

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Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.
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(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)

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Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?
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Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very Kiasu
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4 h5 z" ~# y7 u. PQuestion: How can you say so?
6 b- j) w# }! a3 _3 MMs Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes
before the
show is over.

: M& c! W4 T$ k: z2 W& FApplause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!
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Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms China: Well, I can say that male organs in China are like a space plane.
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Question: How can you say so?
7 E+ R3 v  E( c  ?6 |/ gMs China: Because it brings you to paradise within few minutes........
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czy

仔细读读看
你会发现很多很多
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czy

这么好的东西怎么没人回啊~~~