美国偶像评委经典损人语录

杭州泰弗尔英语

美国唱歌选秀节目《美国偶像（American Idol）》的麻辣评委西蒙·考威尔向来以损人不带脏字著称，今天我们就来总结总结他那些经典的损人语录。
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It sounded like cats jumping off the Empire State Building.
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听上去像一只猫从帝国大厦跳下来。

$ g( S) w6 ?- S# w$ H& k: kI'm going to reach out with a hook if you don't shut up.

如果你再不闭嘴，我就向里面甩个鱼钩。

/ a% d: @2 O. g) \That was extraordinary. Unfortunately, extraordinary bad!

你的表演很特别。不幸的是，特别地差劲。

4 V3 _4 k3 Y3 J, wYou have just invented a new form of torture.
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  G9 ]) J( i; l% t- W你发明了一种折磨人的新手段。

If you had lived 2,000 years ago and sung like that, I think they would have stoned you.
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) V, ?( q) K4 E' {$ o如果你生活在2000年前， 唱成这样，人们会向你扔石头。
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There's only so much punishment a human can take. I can't take anymore.

人类能承受的惩罚是有限的，我再也无法忍受了。
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3 R4 u5 F6 Q$ a( l. z2 ~You killed my favorite.
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  U3 e5 [8 k. v% n6 N8 v我最喜欢的歌曲被你糟蹋了。
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7 ~9 [: R2 V2 q! D; o# \It is a beautiful song when you're not singing it.
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你不唱它的时候，它是首好歌。
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You’re like a little hamster trying to be a tiger.

你就像一只想做大老虎的小仓鼠。

) t# O0 _: x7 D& M+ MI think you looked as if you were half-asleep throughout the song.

) I& O5 B' l+ I7 V8 ~& ?4 X6 z! j你唱歌的时候，看起来处在半睡眠状态。
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I couldn't understand a single word. ... You could have been singing in Norwegian.

0 Y9 N" X' q& Q$ O7 u8 ]+ {我一个字也听不懂，你大概在用挪威语演唱吧。
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( ~0 X( ?) Z$ @Imagine 22 horses and a donkey (racing), you just wouldn't stand a chance.

( e9 M* V: ^  E# w$ M' _想象一下，一头驴与22匹马赛跑，你一点机会都没有。
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, u( _' b8 S; D. G5 Y+ qIt's like you were drunk. I'm not talking one or two bottles, I'm talking a crate.
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$ g$ F8 R) O) K: y6 k- U9 k( K你好像喝多了。我说的可不是一、两瓶，而是一箱那么多。

kenen

我是大上个月给儿子报的可恩学科英语，我发现他的读写能力也在进步。他经常在涂鸦板上写英语给我看，有的时候我真的很惊喜，这个年纪的小朋友，居然能掌握这么多的词汇！遇到可恩学科英语青少年，我觉得很幸运，也诚心地推荐给我身边的小孩！”