美国偶像评委经典损人语录

杭州泰弗尔英语

美国唱歌选秀节目《美国偶像（American Idol）》的麻辣评委西蒙·考威尔向来以损人不带脏字著称，今天我们就来总结总结他那些经典的损人语录。

It sounded like cats jumping off the Empire State Building.
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& J2 }* L! `" f8 v7 H1 M# N( U听上去像一只猫从帝国大厦跳下来。

. b# h" g$ T' p) O+ e' A2 iI'm going to reach out with a hook if you don't shut up.
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' }% p8 V7 O( D4 e* G# y$ k4 n如果你再不闭嘴，我就向里面甩个鱼钩。

That was extraordinary. Unfortunately, extraordinary bad!
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你的表演很特别。不幸的是，特别地差劲。

You have just invented a new form of torture.

你发明了一种折磨人的新手段。

- g* h% j$ V6 L2 |. S! t% Q1 x$ uIf you had lived 2,000 years ago and sung like that, I think they would have stoned you.

' Q7 e: Q6 H8 n. A" s2 @; \* Q0 _& C如果你生活在2000年前， 唱成这样，人们会向你扔石头。
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" S( u9 ?# f1 _# O* Y% rThere's only so much punishment a human can take. I can't take anymore.

% ]$ l; H/ H/ G" V' R! y人类能承受的惩罚是有限的，我再也无法忍受了。

2 }7 ^+ F$ D7 y9 ^# v5 x9 k/ u# K& hYou killed my favorite.
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我最喜欢的歌曲被你糟蹋了。
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' y7 E2 [9 X0 D/ uIt is a beautiful song when you're not singing it.

, }- B( O& ~! s- U4 L* d+ U你不唱它的时候，它是首好歌。

. C, S; [7 F1 fYou’re like a little hamster trying to be a tiger.

* B! a0 d: D: |; d你就像一只想做大老虎的小仓鼠。

I think you looked as if you were half-asleep throughout the song.

你唱歌的时候，看起来处在半睡眠状态。
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I couldn't understand a single word. ... You could have been singing in Norwegian.
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我一个字也听不懂，你大概在用挪威语演唱吧。

Imagine 22 horses and a donkey (racing), you just wouldn't stand a chance.
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想象一下，一头驴与22匹马赛跑，你一点机会都没有。

8 p1 k8 v2 n5 rIt's like you were drunk. I'm not talking one or two bottles, I'm talking a crate.
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! o' Z- V: E7 r/ g! B你好像喝多了。我说的可不是一、两瓶，而是一箱那么多。