CHINESE ENGLISH

恨不会打网球

01．we two who and who？
咱俩谁跟谁阿
. L9 f# B; t  E' V02．how are you ? how old are you?
7 n' P2 r2 f  T% q2 m) ^- T. {9 P怎么是你，怎么老是你？
7 O$ p# p" u4 T1 _0 K) y3 g03．you don`t bird me,I don`t bird you
! E/ Q  @. o- d0 j不鸟我，我也不鸟你
04．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
+ k2 D7 |7 u/ u: h1 }- I你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
05．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
2 S% T  V: B3 Q& ^有事起奏，无事退朝
06．you me you me
+ `  T$ N6 H; K5 F: Y彼此彼此
2 w0 m+ D- q# T& |4 E" v& Y& E07．You Give Me Stop!!
5 _. n$ {0 D& j7 r  U# B! C7 z你给我站住！
/ k3 S  Y8 ^0 [2 y: x- @6 x# ~08．know is know noknow is noknow
5 h9 A: {( M7 @/ s* T知之为知之，不知为不知...
$ R  E2 V1 g; `7 ^0 F; V09．WATCH SISTER
$ l( [! s' H) q  G表妹
10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse'son can make hole!!
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
11．American Chinese not enough
美中不足
12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
" w% j& j. G" ^7 e' Y$ K1 k% Z7 R车祸现场描述
5 B1 F% Z6 x2 g6 a9 q7 g13．heart flower angry open
8 q. B4 `7 V) H1 E0 ?( m) W4 D心花怒放
14．go past no mistake past
0 b! a- v9 B, K: x! n走过路过，不要错过
15．小明：I am sorry!
老外：I am sorry too!
小明：I am sorry three!
老外：What are you sorry for?
小明：I am sorry five!
16．If you want money,I have no;
# E( ~" _; H" A3 e( z# f) Hif you want life,I have one!
& D# i! K2 |! i4 ?0 K要钱没有，要命一条
17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
我叫李老大，今年25。
18．you have two down son。
你有两下子。
19．as far as you go to die
  o) {5 W( `; ^; w$ J% z7 d4 }有多远，死多远！！！！
20．I give you face you don``t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my　face
8 a, H: n: {3 c给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
21. no three no four
不三不四
9 U. ^+ W0 B. j* ^( t1 d# g2 @# H22. seven up eight down
七上八下

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