CHINESE ENGLISH

恨不会打网球

01．we two who and who？
咱俩谁跟谁阿
- R  E8 y& \$ y0 r* C+ G02．how are you ? how old are you?
怎么是你，怎么老是你？
! B  ^3 t4 u$ n1 S' v" F# Q+ Y03．you don`t bird me,I don`t bird you
( w3 a. h6 G. m) \* z: f不鸟我，我也不鸟你
1 x# Q' |/ k# q* A, X04．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
* n" R& ?5 m" p05．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
. a1 F0 g) S' m3 x1 ?有事起奏，无事退朝
06．you me you me
彼此彼此
07．You Give Me Stop!!
: t; N' t* T) J; Q: c* p你给我站住！
  O  O4 a4 u2 U& Z3 O% j08．know is know noknow is noknow
知之为知之，不知为不知...
09．WATCH SISTER
表妹
10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse'son can make hole!!
+ [3 i( U' b" k3 f龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
11．American Chinese not enough
) E- k% t5 p" L2 v( g美中不足
. N$ U; H& [  j  i12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
, P& L9 o, ^' |$ }车祸现场描述
/ E1 R) U6 m9 D4 p4 h% |7 i13．heart flower angry open
9 o3 }& n( |# Y* k3 Y1 w5 S+ K心花怒放
0 n- T7 d0 N0 E3 {/ P8 h14．go past no mistake past
走过路过，不要错过
15．小明：I am sorry!
老外：I am sorry too!
1 p# B7 C! _$ q/ r+ ]5 {4 ~小明：I am sorry three!
% K  D; Y5 w* K老外：What are you sorry for?
小明：I am sorry five!
; W7 M8 Q& l$ g3 v* O16．If you want money,I have no;
3 d4 R) ~" L$ Vif you want life,I have one!
要钱没有，要命一条
0 C0 a4 z' P- Z+ S# ]1 R  W! X17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
& m2 t% g! }- r& j7 S$ Z* Q我叫李老大，今年25。
( ^: O4 _+ `! m0 [7 ~& ]6 }/ d4 A18．you have two down son。
你有两下子。
19．as far as you go to die
有多远，死多远！！！！
& `6 w& [! A; v5 p0 A# N' [20．I give you face you don``t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my　face
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
21. no three no four
不三不四
22. seven up eight down
七上八下

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