Miss universe's last question~~~so funny

czy

Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like
gentlemen.

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Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman........
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Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
3 o; m. V3 l' J+ ZMs Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or
Toro(Bull)
+ G2 g6 S$ }. g0 n# ~5 ~Question: How can you say so?
Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.
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3 h  ]+ z% \3 j+ J( j2 oQuestion: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your
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( ~. `# R, p2 a+ c: {1 O; PMs Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like
gossip or rumors.
Question: How can you say so?
  S, j+ S; E; \& {3 vMs Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.
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- W5 V. X6 O1 c% mQuestion: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country?
Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves.
, O, S+ W  U/ r& F3 `0 sQuestion: How can you say so?
Ms Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door.

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) r& v! |% E& c- s& AQuestion: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers.
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/ l5 ]8 i1 z2 M; q9 }Ms India: Because it works day and night......
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Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a
male organ in your country?
8 f! Y! n* _: e$ Y' i1 c" SMs Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton
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Question: How can you say so?
) |* ?3 A$ L( n" n6 W, \- MMs Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.
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* A) y2 K) s* @Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?

Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very Kiasu
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Question: How can you say so?
  U- U- x  l# ]5 D0 E2 d: DMs Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes
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Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
! ?: D* n" j& N( t9 rMs China: Well, I can say that male organs in China are like a space plane.

# V+ l; e* `+ t3 Q$ T7 ^Question: How can you say so?
Ms China: Because it brings you to paradise within few minutes........
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czy

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你会发现很多很多
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czy

这么好的东西怎么没人回啊~~~