Miss universe's last question~~~so funny

czy

Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
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Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like
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Question: How can you say so?
Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman........
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0 f3 ~2 K9 a6 E* {Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
2 Z7 O% L5 Z3 T6 F# E4 S! dMs Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or
Toro(Bull)
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.

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* v# `: V( H( B( e3 CQuestion: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your
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Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like
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Question: How can you say so?
Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.
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Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country?
- z" a% @2 b" A( GMs Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door.
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(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! >Applause!)
+ T7 s" L* L! A' i! EQuestion: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
  p/ Z- n! v. ?% U: RMs India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers.
1 k  g- G& k" I9 c$ v4 EQuestion: How can you say so?

Ms India: Because it works day and night......
(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)

Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a
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Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton
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Question: How can you say so?
  x; _) z' a1 cMs Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.

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Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?

Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very Kiasu
(Afraid to lose)
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$ J% t* Y2 o& ?' `% `& Q$ H8 i% T" pQuestion: How can you say so?
Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes
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show is over.

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Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
3 O& l, q0 ~8 eMs China: Well, I can say that male organs in China are like a space plane.
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Question: How can you say so?
* D8 E# h3 S* ]+ H/ jMs China: Because it brings you to paradise within few minutes........
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czy

仔细读读看
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czy

这么好的东西怎么没人回啊~~~