Miss universe's last question~~~so funny

czy

Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
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Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like
gentlemen.

Question: How can you say so?
Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman........
# n9 @; U4 J& |6 q  e(Applause! Applause!)


. q4 G6 w/ j, I6 P5 }. `; N9 B: IQuestion: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or
Toro(Bull)
Question: How can you say so?
2 y8 m% b, C. R- }Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.
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Applause! Applause!)
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8 z% T; U2 E! U+ X1 o) ?  HQuestion: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your
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Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like
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% z5 }* N1 i! f% O9 G& JMs Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.
(Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)
Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country?
Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves.
Question: How can you say so?
! Z7 y; `$ n# k. X% ?0 E3 uMs Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door.

(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! >Applause!)
9 y9 i0 E8 m; n! eQuestion: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers.
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: `& N- l( ^4 O# A6 T7 `, |( ZMs India: Because it works day and night......
(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)
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Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a
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Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton
car.
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Question: How can you say so?
Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.

% @# q) ?6 H, c; C7 D" \5 L(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)


Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?

Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very Kiasu
(Afraid to lose)
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Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes
before the
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Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
/ n5 k. Q; i) i  u6 S* P, fMs China: Well, I can say that male organs in China are like a space plane.

Question: How can you say so?
Ms China: Because it brings you to paradise within few minutes........
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czy

仔细读读看
" i; I" Z" h( B; V' `) q8 }你会发现很多很多
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czy

这么好的东西怎么没人回啊~~~