Miss universe's last question~~~so funny

czy

Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

. X$ x7 P0 ]1 s- s; W' K9 yMs America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like
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Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman........
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: s1 x& q$ r% O6 F+ Y9 l* qQuestion: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or
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Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.

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Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your
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Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like
gossip or rumors.
, V7 ^$ n  `' W, ~$ {0 ?Question: How can you say so?
; A! a. Y  K5 v3 [Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.
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Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country?
Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves.
5 r8 M& ]2 ?  k3 i# J+ v* IQuestion: How can you say so?
Ms Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door.
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Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers.
Question: How can you say so?

1 [& P8 Y% Q- p( C* O3 Z! NMs India: Because it works day and night......
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Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a
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Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton
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; C# t8 [. @  `, M0 cQuestion: How can you say so?
Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.

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; v" X/ `$ w$ H1 sQuestion: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?

Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very Kiasu
(Afraid to lose)
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( I4 i, R1 x  R% ?0 C1 m( d7 YMs Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes
before the
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" S2 E* h  L0 u! L7 ?8 v+ qQuestion: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms China: Well, I can say that male organs in China are like a space plane.
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( x: @- W# Q' \. c6 k- eQuestion: How can you say so?
  l( S+ c6 t  ~/ _) F. T( Q/ N+ HMs China: Because it brings you to paradise within few minutes........
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czy

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czy

这么好的东西怎么没人回啊~~~