[转帖]暴笑八级英语……

小雨

那天来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有
" U, j4 _  f- f8 B- m: D自己比较清闲，面带微笑的上前。 转自：雨后池塘（www.YuHou.net）
; J, x; w/ h, z前台小姐：“Hello.”
老外：“Hi. ”
3 b& |% k# {1 y4 W前台小姐：“You have what thing ？”
老外：“Can you speak english ？”
前台小姐：“If I not speak english， I am speaking what ？”
6 Y2 Q: p0 {0 e) o- _7 y* f老外：“Can anybody else speak english？”
前台小姐：“You yourself look. All people are playing ， no people
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) H, E/ J+ ~; N! c! @, M* V老外：“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English？”　　转自：雨后池塘（www.YuHou.net）
前台小姐：“Shout what shout， quiet a little ， you on earth have
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- R3 f( P+ ~$ K7 K老外：“I want to speak to your head. ”
  h( l  X* A% N! Z$ {2 ~$ }' F4 v+ n前台小姐：“Head not zai. You tomorrow come ！

贪吃

啊哦，英语。。。。啊哦。看不懂，心碎啊

someone

哈哈，汉语和英语的完美结合。

戀戀红尘

这个饿~  刚才好象在3号楼下面看到过~

大卫贝贝

miss universe's last question<BR>环球小姐最后一题<BR>question: ms america, how do you describe a male organ in your country?<BR>问：美国小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。<BR>ms america: well, i can say that male organs in america are like<BR>gentlemen.<BR>美国小姐：美国的男性器官象绅士。<BR>question: how can you say so?<BR>问：为什么呢？<BR>ms america: because it stands every time it sees a woman........<BR>美国小姐：因为只要一看到女士，他们就会起立……<BR>(applause! applause!)<BR>(鼓掌、鼓掌)<BR>question: ms spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?<BR>问：西班牙小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。<BR>ms spain: male organs in our country are like our very own bullfight or<BR>toro(bull)<BR>西班牙小姐：西班牙的男性器官象斗牛。<BR>question: how can you say so?<BR>问：为什么呢？<BR>ms spain: because it charges every time it sees an opening.<BR>西班牙小姐：因为只要看到有洞就会出击。<BR>applause! applause!)<BR>(鼓掌、鼓掌)<BR>question: ms philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your<BR>country?<BR>问：菲律宾小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。<BR>ms philippines: well, i can say that male organs in our country are like<BR>gossip or rumors.<BR>菲律宾小姐：菲律宾的男性器官象流言。<BR>question: how can you say so?<BR>问：为什么呢？<BR>ms philippines: because it passes from mouth to mouth.<BR>菲律宾小姐：因为它从一张嘴里传到另一张嘴里。<BR>(applause! applause! standing ovation! applause! applause!)<BR>(鼓掌、鼓掌，起立喝采，鼓掌、鼓掌)<BR>question: ms iran, how do you describe a male organ in your country?<BR>问：伊朗小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。<BR>ms iran: well, i can say that male organs in iran are like thieves.<BR>伊朗小姐：伊朗的男性器官象贼。<BR>question: how can you say so?<BR>问：为什么呢？<BR>ms iran: because they like to enter through the back door.<BR>伊朗小姐：因为他们总爱走后门。<BR>(applause! applause! laughter! laughter! applause! &gt;applause!)<BR>(鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌)<BR>question: ms india, how do you describe a male organ in your country?<BR>问：印度小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。<BR>ms india: well, i can say the male organs in india are like labourers.<BR>印度小姐：印度的男性器官象劳力。<BR>question: how can you say so?<BR>问：为什么呢？<BR>ms india: because it works day and night......<BR>印度小姐：因为日夜劳“做”。<BR>(applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause!)<BR>(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)<BR>question: ms malaysia, how do you describe a<BR>male organ in your country?<BR>问：马来西亚小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。<BR>ms malaysia: well, i can say that male organs in malaysia are like proton<BR>car.<BR>马来西亚小姐：马来西亚的男性器官象proton 牌轿车(马来西亚国产车)。<BR>question: how can you say so?<BR>问：为什么呢？<BR>ms malaysia: look tough but actually very soft.<BR>马来西亚小姐：看起来很硬(造型类似honda)其实很软(一撞就变形)。<BR>(applause! applause! laughter! laughter! applause! applause!)<BR>(鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌)<BR>question: ms singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?<BR>问：新加坡小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。<BR>ms singapore: well, i can say that male organ in singapore is very kiasu<BR>(afraid to lose).<BR>新加坡小姐：新加坡的男性器官很怕输。<BR>question: how can you say so?<BR>问：为什么呢？<BR>ms singapore: it always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes<BR>before the<BR>show is over.<BR>新加坡小姐：总是冲进场，提前15分钟出场。<BR>applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause!<BR>(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)<BR>question: ms china, how do you describe a male organ in your country?<BR>问：中国小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。<BR>ms china: well, i can say that male organs in china are like a space plane.<BR>中国小姐：中国的男性器官象航天飞机。<BR>question: how can you say so?<BR>问：为什么呢？<BR>ms china: because it brings you to paradise within few minutes........<BR>中国小姐：虽然不大，但几分钟内就可以把你送上云端…… <BR>

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