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1.这是为什么呢? , O: o2 S: r3 q& a2 q* q
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谷歌版:This is why? , ~- a: O; T# @5 Z
山寨版:This is why what? ( e: e- s6 {1 q3 I4 Q' E
学院版:Why is this? # n1 g. `0 _2 e; E6 j H/ x3 x
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2.准备好了么? Music! 6 z8 i; I0 ]0 e2 N
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谷歌版:Ready for it? Music!
( f5 q: r/ J9 m# t山寨版:Ready well le-ma?谬贼! : T& y, P% c2 Q7 C% c
学院版:Are you ready?音乐!
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3.我只是一个普通的二人转演员。
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谷歌版:I am just an ordinary actor二人转.
1 g0 v* ~6 ^' x; C3 }5 w, Y山寨版:I only am one ordinary errenzhuan play boy.
, {) J; q3 P" S) `& T0 s4 s学院版:I am just an ordinary actor of “two person act”.
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% F/ Z6 e3 G) b( ?+ a( d: W4.不要-不要-停-不要停,pia、pia地。 % ^, c2 Q3 g3 I4 z! k
6 s. k H& J& C/ T: E6 k谷歌版:Not to stop —not to not to stop, pia,pia to. & {. Z3 }: ^ |. l3 `/ T& P0 W* g
山寨版:No want-no want-stop-no want stop,屁啊、屁啊滴.
# ^$ f. A9 b. }# H' u0 \- H学院版:Don’t, don’t…stop, don’t stop,啪啪地. o1 M! F) [, U8 G$ v. v: w
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5.我的中文名叫小沈阳,我的英文名叫Xiao Shenyang ! 2 I2 j; y2 K, Z- G0 g2 @6 O( I
5 o9 H9 A$ ] p% \! c+ i% P谷歌版:I called the Chinese Small Shenyang, my English is called Xiao Shenyang! 9 S' V) C2 _2 f! ?! n
山寨版:My Chinese name called little shen sun, my English name called 肖—申—样儿!
% V# s `3 d; U% @& m学院版:My Chinese name is 小沈阳, my English name is Xiao Shenyang 3 l+ E9 t% A- u# Y
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6.走别人的路,让别人无路可走! ' e1 z- y' j4 C. n2 h. g
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谷歌版:Take someone else’s road, to let others no way!
( _. [ ^7 n2 [+ ]5 u% |山寨版:Walk other man’s road, allow other man no way can go!
7 d( i7 c; j# X# U8 S学院版:Follow others’ footprint, leave them no way to go.
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" s' D# } s; Q# D6 V7 ]( i! D, A# w7.我自己能做到的事,从来不麻烦别人
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谷歌版:I myself can do things other people never Troublesome ' ?1 P, x B$ d* @& C
山寨版:I myself can do come thing, never no bother others. 9 R5 M% E3 L: Q) L6 \
学院版:Whenever I can deliver myself, I never bother others. 5 T2 }# n% ]8 {2 s
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8.我也是有身份证的人。 % ? o( S4 S' g% X: v/ \) h
: Z" S! \: S4 y谷歌版:Me too have the ID card people.
% C- {, V0 U; F( t% o山寨版:I also am have body card people.
L; `7 @5 c4 h# {学院版:I am also somebody with an ID card.
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9.世界是我们的,也是儿子们的,但最终是那帮孙子们的。
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6 U9 ^2 E2 [" r$ d谷歌版:The world are U.S., but also sons, but the band are finally grandchildren’s.(谷歌翻译太雷人,居然把“我们”翻译为“U.S.”,跟金山快译有一拼了) ( r7 v4 l2 q. n0 P5 d6 P
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山寨版:The world is ours, too is sons, but final end is that group of grandsons. 0 M5 G. Q9 t0 N+ @, x: p
学院版:The world belongs to us, but also to our children, but eventually will belong to our grandchildren.
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10.你都不理我,那我成狗不理了! 6 i- }' F- O4 E/ X% Y
% B ~0 N" `2 [3 z7 s0 o" m谷歌版:You ignore me, then ignore me into a dog! ! u0 y) x2 {8 I3 u! Y) Y
山寨版:You all no care me, that I become dog no care!
* t' v3 T/ r, X% U学院版:Even you you don’t care me, then I would become Go- Believe! |
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