小沈阳经典语录搞笑翻译

古道西风

1.这是为什么呢?
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, {# T4 m% u' w4 z2 k7 s% p- d& U谷歌版：This is why?
% D: Q+ |0 P+ X" ]* d7 B山寨版：This is why what？
; _" z! G5 m+ n' B) e2 }! C学院版：Why is this?
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2.准备好了么? Music!
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谷歌版：Ready for it? Music！
山寨版：Ready well le-ma？谬贼！
学院版：Are you ready？音乐！

5 V: w8 Q4 D1 Z& w+ P  F' x3.我只是一个普通的二人转演员。
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谷歌版：I am just an ordinary actor二人转.
5 V& C7 W, N) I- @* b  f山寨版：I only am one ordinary errenzhuan play boy.
学院版：I am just an ordinary actor of “two person act”.
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4.不要-不要-停-不要停，pia、pia地。
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谷歌版：Not to stop —not to not to stop, pia，pia to.
山寨版：No want-no want-stop-no want stop，屁啊、屁啊滴.
学院版：Don’t, don’t…stop, don’t stop，啪啪地.
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5.我的中文名叫小沈阳，我的英文名叫Xiao Shenyang !

2 P: f; I8 L4 l# M$ |5 n8 Z0 p  J# O谷歌版：I called the Chinese Small Shenyang, my English is called Xiao Shenyang!
+ o9 _. W9 P( H7 d. u6 @山寨版：My Chinese name called little shen sun, my English name called 肖—申—样儿！
学院版：My Chinese name is 小沈阳, my English name is Xiao Shenyang

6.走别人的路，让别人无路可走!

2 s, _: \8 K1 |; P. @谷歌版：Take someone else’s road, to let others no way!
  Q" V5 m( k/ a9 ], w/ |3 W) V山寨版：Walk other man’s road, allow other man no way can go!
8 Q1 g1 v' J+ l- v学院版：Follow others’ footprint, leave them no way to go.

: I+ q7 t/ h: p7 L. D4 P7.我自己能做到的事，从来不麻烦别人

谷歌版：I myself can do things other people never Troublesome
山寨版：I myself can do come thing, never no bother others.
学院版：Whenever I can deliver myself, I never bother others.
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8.我也是有身份证的人。

" P* }8 D& i  e, {) H2 c4 E2 f谷歌版：Me too have the ID card people.
% c9 |3 [6 z0 J4 x+ J# n山寨版：I also am have body card people.
学院版：I am also somebody with an ID card.

# ]5 d0 s  _: e9 x  P2 `9.世界是我们的，也是儿子们的，但最终是那帮孙子们的。

谷歌版：The world are U.S., but also sons, but the band are finally grandchildren’s.（谷歌翻译太雷人，居然把“我们”翻译为“U.S.”，跟金山快译有一拼了）
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$ I( o! w6 k8 |3 l; l$ X山寨版：The world is ours, too is sons, but final end is that group of grandsons.
; H# E/ F8 b* g4 `  l9 r5 y% d学院版：The world belongs to us, but also to our children, but eventually will belong to our grandchildren.

' o( l5 [3 W8 A6 @; |6 t/ j" m# {10.你都不理我，那我成狗不理了!
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谷歌版：You ignore me, then ignore me into a dog!
  P7 n& e. c  q7 a6 I9 V9 ^山寨版：You all no care me, that I become dog no care!
学院版：Even you you don’t care me, then I would become Go- Believe!