[搞笑] 愚人节搞笑短信合辑

古道西风

1. Why are people tired on April Fool's Day? (愚人节人们为什么疲倦?)
2.What weather do mice and rats fear? (老鼠害怕什么天气?)
: t+ X6 _* O+ l$ p* P; e3.When do dogs refuse to follow their masters? (狗什么时候不愿跟随主人?)
4.What question can never be answered by “yes”? (哪个问题永远不能回答“是的”?)
5.What tree is always very sad? (那种树总是很伤心?)
( H# ^% f2 T/ m3 V8 K* s3 [0 u6.When can you get water with a net? (什么时候可以用网兜装水?)
7.Why is the pig always eating?猪为什么没完没了地吃?
& @" L7 ]9 ?" b. n5 g" |8 |: I' M4 T8.What's the longest word in the world?世界上最长的单词是什么?
9.What question is that to which you must always answer "yes"? 什么问题你只能回答“yes”?
10.Where were you when the power was cut off? 当停电的时候你在哪?
% Q* p) h4 T% |& V答案：
1.Because they have just had a long March. ( 因为他们刚过了长长的三月。March 三月;行军)
, }& g7 F' I+ R2 O/ j( N3 j( C* k, z0 W2. When it's raining cats and dogs.(下大雨。rain cats and dogs 下大雨 )
3. When their masters go to the flea market.(主人去跳蚤市场时。Flea 跳蚤 flea market 旧货市场 )
4. Are you asleep? (你睡着了吗)
( v6 X5 I( s% r& l% h; G5.Weeping willow. ( 垂柳 weep哭泣 willow柳树)
: O7 V" t6 W  ~4 d+ K! g6.When water is turned into ice. (当水结成冰时)
7.He's making a hog of himself.它想成为一只肉猪。
, ^$ S% q8 b8 k9 y* ^* P8.Smiles. Because there's a mile between the letter 's'.微笑。因为两个字母S中间隔了一里。
! }  a. J  V/ E9."What does y-e-s spell?" (当别人问你)“yes”怎么拼?
10.In the darkness. 在黑暗中