[搞笑] 愚人节搞笑短信合辑

古道西风

1. Why are people tired on April Fool's Day? (愚人节人们为什么疲倦?)
2.What weather do mice and rats fear? (老鼠害怕什么天气?)
3.When do dogs refuse to follow their masters? (狗什么时候不愿跟随主人?)
% N' ?9 {- m% ?8 [4 o) _4.What question can never be answered by “yes”? (哪个问题永远不能回答“是的”?)
+ V5 ]8 @: e# f$ K  J5.What tree is always very sad? (那种树总是很伤心?)
" L6 T* }, I0 R; u6.When can you get water with a net? (什么时候可以用网兜装水?)
+ E7 y- C! W& H4 B: k7.Why is the pig always eating?猪为什么没完没了地吃?
- r. K! g% J( Z8.What's the longest word in the world?世界上最长的单词是什么?
- {/ J  B7 K. u( M8 M) Z1 X9.What question is that to which you must always answer "yes"? 什么问题你只能回答“yes”?
10.Where were you when the power was cut off? 当停电的时候你在哪?
. V6 m! I% S: o1 E7 w" \. t答案：
' d! p9 H9 r& t  n8 `. }1.Because they have just had a long March. ( 因为他们刚过了长长的三月。March 三月;行军)
2. When it's raining cats and dogs.(下大雨。rain cats and dogs 下大雨 )
+ E2 W$ h2 k/ E% O. C) G+ w3. When their masters go to the flea market.(主人去跳蚤市场时。Flea 跳蚤 flea market 旧货市场 )
9 u+ r, S4 f" O7 ]6 g/ s) g% O4. Are you asleep? (你睡着了吗)
. n0 M. h9 F* ]9 Q) y( {( h5.Weeping willow. ( 垂柳 weep哭泣 willow柳树)
6.When water is turned into ice. (当水结成冰时)
7.He's making a hog of himself.它想成为一只肉猪。
8.Smiles. Because there's a mile between the letter 's'.微笑。因为两个字母S中间隔了一里。
9."What does y-e-s spell?" (当别人问你)“yes”怎么拼?
5 d* x9 }; O$ x3 i# m( q. C) b; R! I9 h10.In the darkness. 在黑暗中