超爆笑小偷的声辩汗

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提早大抢购
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有个犯人被带到法官面前审案，法官问他：
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5 Q- q. u. i6 w2 X/ \‘你犯了什么罪？’犯人说：‘因为我在新年时，

太早去采购了。’法官说：‘这不是罪呀！

9 e; j* C/ x8 G* ~: T" {  R' J& `* f可能是弄错吧？那你多早去采购呢？’
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6 I' _: ~7 @# _1 g/ I他说：‘商店还没开门，我就已经进去了。

4 ?0 H5 j4 g  i/ ]0 e' @0 L在n词酷（nciku。com）找到的

很经典噢！！

3 ]4 u, K/ ~$ J6 V4 N" DEarly Big Shopping
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An offender was brought to trial before a judge.

$ K3 `$ B& v( T; A7 Y# QThe judge asked him, "What is the crime you
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have committed?" The offender said, "I went
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shopping too early during the New Year."
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, [) q& r; g) F6 o8 \; g" @The judge said, "This is not a crime!
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Is there a mistake, perhaps? So how
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early did you go shopping?"
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He answered, "The shop was not yet
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open for business,
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and I was already inside."

Aries

宣传英语么 ？
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