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' G5 v6 r, S2 _/ m有个犯人被带到法官面前审案，法官问他：
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7 y2 b, b: ^+ y7 m& h; W- [/ W‘你犯了什么罪？’犯人说：‘因为我在新年时，6 b! }# {: x/ b9 ?# A/ ~7 {$ L
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太早去采购了。’法官说：‘这不是罪呀！9 l% B* ], ]# F" s; ?3 O
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可能是弄错吧？那你多早去采购呢？’
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3 R- L1 E) E! i8 B他说：‘商店还没开门，我就已经进去了。/ F W( x* P+ p
( g( V; Q2 R3 c$ R- ]在n词酷（nciku。com）找到的
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4 d# g3 S1 o/ B很经典噢！！
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3 E, M: A- ]' PEarly Big Shopping7 c+ D# H2 J3 J* @2 O0 n) }9 T
r& \* z% I- {! v5 A7 H( aAn offender was brought to trial before a judge.* s) s+ X$ l( f6 L1 Q
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The judge asked him, "What is the crime you
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have committed?" The offender said, "I went
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shopping too early during the New Year."/ y5 C0 O% i6 z! T, q. X# n
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The judge said, "This is not a crime!
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" C2 h0 y- v9 E+ c$ {, o1 eIs there a mistake, perhaps? So how: Q$ ~- r0 i- X O8 a% j
7 f( {( ~( Y' P6 Fearly did you go shopping?"
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% \; |, D" D! K, Q; ~/ W8 I8 [ [He answered, "The shop was not yet
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