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But the teacher cried
% c. k8 Z/ H9 m w- ]8 V The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum. Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother's loving arms.
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$ Z4 a% M0 M5 ^ When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door.& E+ t9 c9 ` L/ I
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, W+ g4 y6 s3 h; ]3 `- w$ P "Cry?" John asked. "No, I didn't cry, but the teacher did!"
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可是老师哭了
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六岁的约翰娇生惯养。他的父亲知道这一点,可他的祖父母仍然宠着他。这孩子几乎寸步不离他的祖母。他想要什么不是哭,就是闹。他第一天上学才离开祖母的怀抱。
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约翰放学了,他奶奶在门口接他并问道:“学校怎么样?你过的好吗?哭了没有?”3 R, j9 Y2 O( v8 X
4 n. O! L5 g) j7 f) X3 M “哭?”约翰问,“不,我没哭,可老师哭了。” ; N7 F @; R$ h7 `
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thief小偷stole偷了一只鸡,正在river河边给鸡拔feathers毛,这时一个policeman警察走了过来,小偷急忙把鸡threw扔到了river里.
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0 u) [6 ?( C) \! O4 U policeman问:"你在doing干什么?river里是what什么东西?"
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+ J& `" M: P# a. ?: q! u0 b3 z thief说:"那是一只鸡,它要cross过河去,我在这里帮它watching看衣服."
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- u3 P J9 N# L; W* K* r( m 老李sat坐在家门口乘cool凉,看着freeway高速公路从village村里的field田里穿过,气势spectacular壮观. 一会他看见开过来一辆lorry车,在freeway边停下, 下来一个人,在freeway边dug挖了一个hole坑,然后回到车里. 过了a while一会,车上下来另一个人,把hole又填上了. 车子向前走了一段distance距离,那个人又下来dug了个hole,过一会,又是另一个人把hole填上,就这样,车子每走一段distance,就重复一次dug a hole,休息,填hole……老李十分puzzled迷惑. 他忍不住跑过去问道:"你们在doing什么?" 两个人answered回答道:"我们三个在carrying out进行一项绿化freeway的project计划,今天responsible for负责栽树的那人fell ill病了!"+ ?, ^! W6 j7 e5 W: G0 z" P
: u# s4 l4 S' H. PQ: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea? " v& m2 M! s0 M, w! E7 ]# A
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, v5 I- b3 k7 u m2 S9 JA: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys. / ]0 X0 K9 W$ j+ g! r/ D' \( }
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猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢?你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小。但除此之外呢,那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤,而跳蚤身上却不能有猴子。这个答案很有意思吧? 1 E# n% N7 a9 T" X! _3 U$ d
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; t5 e: X6 O% ?; _& ^. C( DQ: How can you most irritate a farmer?
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( S. _8 D. v9 eA: By treading on his corn? 7 e. ]4 L8 g) ]: t; |. N b* s/ U/ D
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# i. L1 b( D7 n1 i/ ~# N7 n' W如果你踩了农夫的玉米或是谷物,他肯定会生气的;而如果你踩了农夫脚底的鸡眼,他会更生气。Corn既可以表示“玉米/谷物”,也有“鸡眼”的意思。 % Z( |3 F3 i3 ?$ t% V
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! y k, w% A7 z$ c/ CA: The snail. It carries its house on its back.# ^8 y9 S" L: _, T. N1 h# a
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因为snail(蜗牛)的后背上总是背着一所房子,所以说蜗牛是世界上最强壮的生物是不足为奇的。你说呢? ) j' e D- J4 u: S$ b
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姐姐在bank银行里works工作。一天,有个young年轻男人走到她的counter柜台前,悄voice声对她说:「请你把这一千块钱存入我的account户头。」她照办之後,也悄声answered说「这是你的bankbook存折,goodbye再见。」那young 人开始转身离去,但随即又折回来。「我很sorry抱歉我们得悄voice声说话,」他说,「不过,我的car汽车就停在外面,要是它听到我有extra余钱,它会又出毛病了。」他把finger手指放在lips嘴唇上,踮著tiptoes脚尖走出bank。 |
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