Between 18 and 22 a woman is like Africa ....
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. Q; r. \! k6 V7 n* L Between 23 and 30 a woman is like America ....
' i4 O3 I4 ?" q: ] Well developed and open to trade, especially for high financed
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4 Q8 F' Z L: x3 j+ i Between 31 and 45 a woman is like India...
3 _; P- H: J. ~8 q* F Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
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6 w! \! p2 i! F3 r Between 46 and 55 a woman is like France ....
4 R% h9 @. |1 u7 w+ I Gently aging but sensual, with an appreciation for the finer5 K6 Y! ~# `2 g# {
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5 K# q( x6 A# n1 Y; J7 m- } Between 56 and 60 she is like Yugoslavia .....$ m" \% F5 e+ x: @( c) X% F! Z8 A
Lost the war, haunted by past mistakes, and in need of massive+ s" I* e& A' \& J
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4 L' h) ]' l+ Y Between 61 and 70, she is like Russia ....9 y( } \- F+ l7 l
Wide and unpatrolled borders, with a frigid climate that keeps6 d& H/ v$ k# p1 I
people away.
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c1 f: K+ E" V- ` Between 70 and 80, a woman is like Mongolia .....+ P- X7 e0 g1 u9 p: e7 B
A long, glorious and all-conquering past, but not much of a
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From 80 on, a woman is like Afghanistan .0 Z" A# p# k, ]& L6 S
Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
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% Y7 f/ G0 i" I' m* u4 |6 S THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
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Between 15 and 80 a man is like Iraq.......9 o' u' J8 D0 ~! e( T/ b1 D
Ruled by a dick
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