Between 18 and 22 a woman is like Africa ....
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1 }! A7 W0 x* ]: I3 i7 e. U6 S Between 23 and 30 a woman is like America .... _1 }9 O0 @( s% s
Well developed and open to trade, especially for high financed
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Between 31 and 45 a woman is like India...
3 @& }5 V! O v: h* M: [! ~ Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
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Between 46 and 55 a woman is like France ....
# i% R2 q0 b5 A Gently aging but sensual, with an appreciation for the finer' L ?& ]0 }8 W& w- S
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. g& Q. d" K7 A" | Between 56 and 60 she is like Yugoslavia .....
4 |; `5 Q5 }5 O; p- V* O- g) c Lost the war, haunted by past mistakes, and in need of massive+ J) e* H2 I. n9 ^" [
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Between 61 and 70, she is like Russia ..../ l L% E# j: P4 r# e2 F- g
Wide and unpatrolled borders, with a frigid climate that keeps
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4 {0 m0 Y9 `) O8 x( N$ f Between 70 and 80, a woman is like Mongolia ...... }$ |- ]$ ~) g6 Y0 m! T
A long, glorious and all-conquering past, but not much of a
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From 80 on, a woman is like Afghanistan .
: M! b: D$ }1 I! T# B Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
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THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
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3 V' Q7 j ^; Q6 q8 b6 p- t3 | Between 15 and 80 a man is like Iraq.......
2 B2 s5 s& g) A X' v4 H Ruled by a dick
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