Between 18 and 22 a woman is like Africa ....% Z+ ]9 ]0 n- N0 G' x+ g
Half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile6 l( U3 C. [# N: ^5 m5 v
deltas.
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Between 23 and 30 a woman is like America ....* J' v/ H7 X6 }6 s( i
Well developed and open to trade, especially for high financed
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Between 31 and 45 a woman is like India...
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" g' T9 e8 ]. Z2 r+ f! O$ X* ` Between 46 and 55 a woman is like France ....& z4 J1 H5 z* |$ t" {" Z; }1 g
Gently aging but sensual, with an appreciation for the finer0 R6 P7 q/ F: ?, J
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Between 56 and 60 she is like Yugoslavia .....6 {* \& A- Z8 o5 t& o
Lost the war, haunted by past mistakes, and in need of massive
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. D5 E$ G" z3 P6 D Between 61 and 70, she is like Russia ....
7 r8 e, M& V( l* ~2 n) a3 v Wide and unpatrolled borders, with a frigid climate that keeps" e( G1 o/ }# o* V2 p% Z1 Q0 e
people away.
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Between 70 and 80, a woman is like Mongolia .....3 K, ?" b2 o& k
A long, glorious and all-conquering past, but not much of a
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, E1 N) O/ D! Q5 d2 K) s2 P From 80 on, a woman is like Afghanistan .: @3 k' B$ ^: K. ~- Q4 {
Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
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THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
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: d: A1 c+ P: a4 e Between 15 and 80 a man is like Iraq......." O+ O9 w' B- p( S. G4 S- }5 X" P
Ruled by a dick
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