不同年龄剩女择偶标准

杭州泰弗尔英语

"What do you want in a Man?" or "What do you want in a girl?" is often the question to the boy or girl who is seeking for his/her partner.When you are young your standards are set very high, however, as you age, you will have to lower your standards a bit and a bit and a bit.... The following joke is absolutely hilarious yet brutally true.
        　　"你理想的男友是什么样的"或"你理想的女友是什么样的"是大多数男孩或女孩在寻找伴侣的时候提出的问题。当你还年轻的时候标准定的相当高,但是随着年纪的增长,不得不一点一点的降低你的标准。下面的这个笑话虽然幽默但非常真实。
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6 e0 L% f7 p, K! M* z+ ]8 e# Y. M        Age 22 - 22岁时
        What I Want in a Man - Original List
        1.Handsome
        2. Charming
" Y: Y/ A9 B( [5 {        3. Financially successful
        4. A caring listener
        5. Witty
        6. In good shape
        7. Dresses with style
        8. Appreciates finer things
. a: O- v/ H: a! u. b4 m& A        9. Full of thoughtful surprises
6 p  @% ]9 x" y        10. An imaginative, romantic lover.
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        我理想的男友标准 - 原版
4 q9 v8 t7 k- e- c/ J        1. 英俊
        2.有魅力
) X: d2 B0 {" s' Z9 P        3.有经济实力
1 ?1 h* n; ^# k2 L5 @% c        4.善于倾听
, o4 q* V- X' a$ Z; U3 {        5.机智
        6.良好的外形
) R8 G1 [& D# N% ~. H) M        7.衣着有品味
        8.欣赏美好事物
        9.充满惊喜
% b# y! z7 e1 o& q+ H2 F        10.富有想象力的浪漫情人

, r$ c8 `! u/ e% ~( k1 A6 O9 a. P        Age 32 - 32岁时
        What I Want in a Man - Revised List
        1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)
        2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
        3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
        4. Listens more than talks
' r/ o. O1 E+ g7 u" y        5. Laughs at my jokes
' E9 n0 k) h: d0 A0 E! j        6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
        7. Owns at least one tie
        8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
        9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
, a; q. w0 [9 Z4 n" A& k        10. Seeks romance at least once a week.
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    我理想的男友标准 - 修订版
) h4 z5 J( z4 V( D! N' N3 @- W        1.五官端正(有头发者优先)
        2.上车帮我开车门,入座帮我拉椅子
        3.有足够的钱享用美妙的晚餐
, r& w+ y, S- P: a- m        4.少说多听
        5.我说笑话的时候一定要大笑
        6.逛街的时候帮我拎包
. y3 Y. h6 s' }2 ^        7.至少有一条领带
        8.喜欢家里烹饪的晚餐
        9.记得我的生日和各个纪念日
        10.一周至少制造一次浪漫约会

        Age 42 - 42岁时
        What I Want in a Man - Revised List
  T5 {8 n8 P7 M% z2 S5 U2 V        1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)
/ r5 Q8 j8 h( e        2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
        3. Works steady -- splurges on dinner out occasionally
: W! |4 ]& ^* E* O        4. Nods head when I'm talking
% x# u- ~& X, s& ^        5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
        6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
% {- S7 o0 V4 a" o1 |) @) v        7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
        8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
. i6 W( e9 `! Z: e        9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
& \, i( }3 [* q7 J        10. Shaves most weekends.
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  我理想的男友标准 - 修订版
( W1 M+ i; N# K& W" r7 N! U        1.不太丑(谢顶也可)
: F! @5 [* t9 x/ P7 H        2.我上车后才开车
: ^1 ]8 h! Q* i# A5 U7 a' _1 r        3.工作稳定-偶尔外出吃饭
' G) X# W. p% u: H/ P8 k& D6 ?, Q        4.我说话的时候点头
3 W# C+ J: l/ C        5.通常记得笑话中的妙语
/ f3 u1 _. V$ S3 L9 X        6.有足够的力气搬家具
        7.没有啤酒肚
        8.不买带螺旋盖的香槟
        9.记得放下马桶座圈
; C9 ^+ n! _$ g/ F        10.大多数周末会刮胡子
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! `! ]1 D) j+ p- L, p        Age 52 - 52岁时
        What I Want in a Man - Revised List
        1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
" X# e9 F; \# k- h        2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
! z7 P5 ?2 }# Y6 N: P0 A        3. Doesn't borrow money too often
2 N! `9 r+ e, q  a. x4 q        4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
/ I& z/ i; c  e" o3 t$ F: C        5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
        6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
% h/ Y/ x5 l6 d* Z8 m        7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
) w) P( T$ h# O1 c/ g        8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
        9. Remembers my name on occasion
        10. Shaves some weekends.
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6 Z, t: z. w/ m7 g. V7 K4 c7 h        我理想的男友标准 - 修订版
        1.保持鼻子和耳朵处的毛发整洁
        2.不在公共场合打嗝或搔痒
1 _* z; \! R3 @4 j, ~$ d        3.向别人借钱不要太频繁
: ?: @1 ?9 s6 ?* j- H        4.当我生气的时候不许打盹睡着
        5.不要多次重复讲同一个笑话
& l2 r0 d4 w* O  ]4 v        6.周末不要一直赖在床上
        7.常换内衣裤,袜子要成对
2 Q) ~& v4 m! C) u        8.欣赏电视晚餐
# A4 W. r, q  a: _3 Z* R/ P4 L        9.必要时记得我的名字
# s0 X( t1 r- Q# y        10.有时周末会刮胡子
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        Age 62 - 62岁时
        What I Want in a Man-Revised List
        1. Doesn't scare small children
        2. Remembers where bathroom is
; a. K- k9 l: V9 X5 _. _        3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
        4. Only snores lightly when asleep
        5. Remembers why he's laughing
        6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
" P) O. g: [4 W  B/ c. r/ a+ u; I        7. Usually wears clothes
# X8 d' M8 L. [1 C5 M/ D        8. Likes soft foods
        9. Remembers where he left his teeth
        10. Remembers that it's the weekend.

, b& I: M6 M; Q; X( _    我理想的男友标准-修订版
        1.不要吓唬小孩子
        2.记得浴室在哪
+ |$ A. U) t  _; H4 ]* J        3.不需要太多钱生活
        4.睡着的时候鼾声较小
        5.记得自己为何大笑
        6. 行动自如
6 K* x* a5 m+ r2 T; n5 L5 ^        7.通常穿着衣服
' g8 s+ _! h7 t; g" j6 `8 @; P        8.喜欢软的食物
        9.记得把自己的假牙放哪了
! }) ]  y. X4 u4 c: f8 g        10.记得哪天是周末

        Age 72 - 72岁时
        What I Want in a Man-Revised List
        1. Breathing
4 y8 v7 m- y+ E' e; R" g9 c        2. Doesn't miss the toilet
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( E. `2 ^+ \. m1 q" e* m* f        我理想的男友标准-修订版
1 H4 [+ y+ _5 F9 S2 ?        1.活的
7 F& x$ `) g) S7 a: ^3 o: B        2.能找到卫生间