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发表于 2007-3-28 18:59:00 | 只看该作者 回帖奖励 |倒序浏览 |阅读模式
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| | 1 題目: 原來                                    
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| | 小朋友寫: 原來他是我爸爸。                      
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| | 評語: 媽媽關切一下                               
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| | 2. 照樣造句                                      
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| | 題目: (樹呀樹呀)我把你(種下)                     
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| | 小朋友寫: (湯圓湯圓)我把你(吃掉)                 
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| | 評語: 真是口愛                                   
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| | 3. 題目: ...一邊...........一邊............ ...  
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| | 小朋友寫: 他一邊脫衣服,一邊穿褲子.               
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| |  評語:他到底要不要脫還是穿阿                     
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| | 4. 題目:課本                                    
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| | 小朋友寫:上課本來就很無聊。                     
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| | 評語:上課要專心                                  
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| | 5 題目: 吃香                                     
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| |  小朋友寫:我很喜歡吃香蕉。                      
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| |  評語:小心噎到                                   
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| | 6. 題目: 從前                                    
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| |  小朋友寫: 小明從前門進來。                      
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| | 7.題目: 天真                                     
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| | 小朋友寫: 今天真熱。                             
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| | 評語: 你真天真                                   
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| | 8.題目: 十分                                     
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| | 小朋友寫: 我今天考十分                           
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| | 評語:我會跟你爸媽說                              
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| | 9. 題目: 其中                                    
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| |  小朋友寫: 我的其中一隻左腳受傷了                
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| |  評語:你是蜈蚣ㄇ~~                               
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| | 10. 題目: 一...就....                            
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| |  小朋友寫: 一隻娃娃就要一百塊                    
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| | 評語:老師笑到不行..                              
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| | 1. 題目: 一時                                    
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| | 小朋友寫: 爸爸半夜一時0分時竟然還在喝酒。        
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| | 評語:不錯 還會畫句點                             
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| | 12. 題目: 一...先....                            
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| |  小朋友寫 : 一馬當先                             
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| | 評語: 真是傻眼                                   
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| | 13. 題目: 你看                                   
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| |  小朋友寫:你看什麼看 ! 沒看過啊!                
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| | 14. 照樣造句                                     
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| |  例題:你(唱歌) 我(跳舞)                         
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| | 小朋友寫::你(好嗎) 我(很好)                     
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| | 評語:你在寫英文翻譯嗎??                          
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| | 15. 寫出跟數字有關的成語                         
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| |  例如:一心一意 七上八下                         
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| |  小朋友寫:四捨五入                              
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| |  評語: 這不是肯德雞..                            
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| | 16. 照樣造句                                     
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| | 例題: 別人都誇我( ),其實我( )                   
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| | 小朋友寫: 別人都誇我( 很帥 ),其實我( 是戴面具的
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| | 評語: 什麼面具這麼好用???                        
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| | 17. 題目: 先...後........                        
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| | 例題:我先寫了功課,後來才去洗澡.                  
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| | 小朋友寫:先總統蔣公,後來死了                     
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| | 評語:回去罰抄100遍                               
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| | 18: 題目:好 ... 又好 ...                        
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| | 小朋友寫::媽媽的腿,好細又好粗...                
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| | 評語:那到底是細還是粗?                         
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| | 19. 題目: 陸陸續續~                              
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| | 小朋友寫: 下班了,爸爸陸陸續續的回來。           
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| | 評語:ㄋ到底有幾個爸爸ㄚ?                        
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| | 20. 題目: 先...再...                       
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| | 例題:先吃飯,再洗澡                             
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| | 小朋友寫:先生,再見                             
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| | 21.題目: 天涯海角                                
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| |  小朋友寫: 妹妹亂跑,跑到天涯海角.               
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| |  評語: 你妹妹真會跑                              
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| | 22. 題目: 一直                                   
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| | 小朋友寫: 我畫了一直線                           
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| | 評語:........... .......                         
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| | 23. 題目 馬上                                    
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| | 小朋友寫: 我騎在馬上                             
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| | 評語: 馬上來找老師                               
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| | 24. 題目: 皮開肉綻                               
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| | 小朋友寫::停電的夜晚,到處很黑,我嚇得皮開肉綻! 
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| | 評語:看到這句... 老師佩服你                      
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| | 25. 題目:欣欣向榮-比喻生長美好的樣子.            
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| |  小朋友寫::我的弟弟長得欣欣向榮.                
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| |  評語:孩子你弟弟是植物人嗎...                   
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| |  還有一個更瞎的…                                
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| |  小朋友寫: 欣欣向榮榮告白                        
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| |  評語:連續劇不要看太多                          
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| | 26. 題目: 謝謝....因為......                     
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小朋友寫::我要謝謝媽媽,因為她每天都幫我寫作業.......
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| | 評語: 原來你的作業是媽媽寫的!!!!!!!              
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| | 27. 題目: 因為...所以...                         
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| | 小朋友寫: 因為蟑螂很蟑,所以我們叫牠蟑螂..        
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| | 評語: 真是未來的主人翁呀...                      
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| | 28. 題目: 難過                                   
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| | 小朋友答:我家門前有條水溝很難過                  
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| | 評語:老師更難過......                            
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| | 29. 題目: 如果                                   
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| | 小朋友寫: 汽水不如果汁營養                       
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| | 小朋友寫::假如果汁不好喝就不要喝                 
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| | 評語: Orz.....                                   
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| | 30.題目: 乾脆                                    
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| |  小朋友寫:餅乾脆脆很好吃!                        
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| | 評語: (無言).......... =.=                       
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| | 31.題目: 天才-                                  
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| |  小朋友寫: 我3天才洗一次澡。                    
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| | 評語:要每天洗才乾淨                              
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| | 32. 題目:一…便…                               
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| | 小朋友寫: 我一走出門,對面就是便利商店。         
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| | 還有一個更瞎的…                                 
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| | 小朋友寫: 哥哥一吃完飯,就大便。                 
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| | 評語: 造句不要亂造...                            
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| | 33. 題目: 邊... 邊...                            
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| |  小朋友寫::我的左邊有人 , 我的右邊也有           
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| | 34. 題目: 非常                                   
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| | 小朋友寫: 我不知道非常是什麼意思。               
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| | 評語: 不知道要問....                             
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| | 35. 題目: 因為...所以...                         
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| | 小朋友寫: 因為有爸爸媽媽,所以我才誕生在這世上。
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| |  評語: 扣5分....                                 
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| | 36.照樣造句                                      
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| | 例題:你(唱歌) 我(跳舞)                          
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| | 小朋友寫::你(殺人) 我(放火)                     
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| | 評語:思想有問題                                 
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| | 37. 題目: 是.....也是                            
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| | 小朋友寫: 老師是老人也是獅子                     
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| | 評語:老師有在看喔                               
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| | 38.題目: .....又.....又                          
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| | 小朋友寫: 我的媽媽又矮又高又瘦又肥               
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| | 評語:你媽媽......是怪物嗎?       
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